slimetony:

cuckroach:

gotta be funny so girls forget about my teenie weenie

I wouldn’t reblog this normally (my dick is huge and not small), but I really relate to the idea of making up for all of my other, admitally small flaws, with humor

LIke disguising low self esteem and anxiety with self deprecating humor.

calebdoomed:

when u and ur friends are both gross

@scraps-is-busy @gluttonace @poni-pon

scraps-is-busy:

wanderlost-girl:

ask-fickleaura-mod-blog:

discordsparkle:

nucleic-asshole:

theun–sj:

sci-fly-guy:

dear-tumb1r:

teatimeposts:

theothersideofthefarside:

palomabae-th:

theothersideofthefarside:

palomabae-th:

viixon:

palomabae-th:

viixon:

palomabae-th:

viixon:

dangerbooze:

rudecanadian:

dangerbooze:

theothersideofthefarside:

former-fatty:

I’m a fucking pineapple woman. I can make any pizza instantly better.

Worse*

My shirt has a kabuki mask on it. Ffs I’m the villain from Big Hero 6 😑

And I’m shirtless -_-

The power of nudity 😂

Im fucking batman. Bless.

My shirt has the Star of David on it…..

In Stick Of Truth you’d be a class with Jewish ninja moves

That sounds horrible

But like you’d get ninja stars

That sounds horrible.

You can pitpocket

That’s anti-Semitic

You gave me a chance and you held the chance in front of me for so long I had to

A tank top and a bathrobe. TANK TOP HYGENICIST, THE WOMAN WHO CLEANSES THE CITY OF CRIME

I’m wearing a purple nightgown

i dont know what this means

I have this Guy on my shirt…

I am pleased.

You have THE Guy, way better than my Pringles shirt

I’m wearing a Stanford University shirt that says SU

I guess I can bully people into suicide over fanart and ships?

Guess I’m a Rogue of Heart now.

I’m a park service employee.

I have to power to keep the midway of a theme park clean during rush week, the power to convince young children Snoopy the beagle told me to tell them happy birthday, and the power to smile while contemplating just how painfully I would kill the fucking MIDDLE AGED ADULTS, who left a soupy mess of half eaten funnel cake with melted ice cream & sticky fruit topping on my tables, in my head

I have the amazing powers of nudity 

I have the power of pure whiteness. 

I’m gonna run for President. I’m sure to win with all this whiteness.

THat power didn’t help in 08 or 12

Also, I have a thermal shirt on so I am a firebender.

thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:

When being asked about height…↕  (W/ Dom Gold )

@kilalabunnies

The sketch commission for @fangpony for guessing closest to my coins. he wanted his diamond dog pony hybrid playing with a squeaky toy.

nolanthebiggestnerd:

kylomints:

eee-in:

catholictobe:

these-things-happen-70:

Yes!

I SWEAR IF YOU EVER DID THIS TO MY MAKE UP I WOULD LOSE MY SHIT. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS ALL COSTS? THE NAKED PALETTE ALONE IS FIFTY BUCKS. IF YOU PUT THAT IN A DIRTY TOILET YOUR WALLET HAS ANOTHER THING COMING. WE ARE GOING TO SEPHORA AND YOU’RE BUYING REPLACEMENT MAKEUP.

Amen, I ain’t buying you shit with that attitude

What even is this hashtag

I think we can agree that both parties are assholes.

plagueofgripes:

zulidoodles:

[[What a Steven Bomb that was!! Here are some Diamond and Pearl doodles I drew after their reveals.

If those Pearls are anything like our Pearl, pretty sure they’re super loyal to their superiors and are beacons of salt]]

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SU is a good fit for your dainty hands.

ask-ozymandias-mew:

The name is Ozymandias.

theholychesse:

fusion-mom:

The Holy Trinity has been completed.

Alternately titled: On a scale of Peridot to Pearl to Amethyst, how well do you think you’d handle being propositioned by a walking love goddess?

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Me, age 12:

Me, age 22: