Silver Tongue

mrdraklin:

The four Diamonds of Steven Universe.

Re-edited for missing pieces and inconsistencies, now brought together for your viewing pleasure.

jumpingjacktrash:

afriendandboy:

afriendandboy:

make america again. just make it again. let’s start over completely. we had a good run but it’s time to hit the reset button and try again

some thoughts for america 2.0:

  • national anthem is gasolina
  • no founding fathers whatsoever but maybe we give dwayne the rock johnson a mountain statue or two
  • let’s do way, way less genocide this time. im thinking definitely like 0% of the genocide from the last time, that seems good
  • maybe more holidays about dogs

put a flower on the flag

canada’s got a leaf and i’m jealous

textsfromsuperheroes:
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adurot:

conspicuouslad:

adurot:

umeguru:

触手ラピ

Lapis was trapped beneath the ocean… She’s really Cthulhu!

Does that mean Aquaman can control her?

I don’t see why not.

GODDAMMIT, CTHULU WASN’T CREATED IN THE OCEAN HE WAS TRAPPED UNDER THERE. HE’S NOT ACTUALLY A FISH SO AQUAMAN COULDN’T CONTROL HIM.

maneki-kat:

It gets funnier the earlier in the semester you reblog it

jose-md:

Wow, that’s quite the set-up.

memelovingbot:

you messed with the wrong fandom quentin tortellini stole fizzy lifting drinks

calonarang:

Jasper’s redemption arc !

jacksepticeye-imagines:
“ ishipallofthethings:
“ lovetaylorsince1989:
“ serenitymayu:
“ pasta-corps:
“ galaxywarrioress1234:
“ jennstarkid:
“ About a week ago I posted this.
I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months,...

jacksepticeye-imagines:

ishipallofthethings:

lovetaylorsince1989:

serenitymayu:

pasta-corps:

galaxywarrioress1234:

jennstarkid:

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

DON’T TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES EVER.

THIS POST IS SO IMPORTANT I WANT EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IN THE WORLD TO SEE IT

This needs to be reblogged. I couldn’t scroll past this if I tried, I got a message like that but not for me, it told me to my friend to kill them self, I was livid! I didn’t answer it because a message like that doesn’t deserve an answer but I don’t see what is so funny about telling someone to kill them selves! I really don’t! It’s sick and it’s wrong. This person though, I take my hat off to you. You taught that bully a lesson.

this.

This will always be number one on the list of things that aren’t okay

Ho-ly shit.

happyds:

oh boy friends those episodes were something

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