The Last Laugh™
first of all..
how dare you.
This is a homopolar motor.
It’s really easy to experiment with at home. It is driven by the Lorentz force - the force which is exerted by a magnetic field on a moving electric charge. When a battery is placed on top of a magnet, and a wire then connects the top of the battery back down to the magnet, the circuit is complete.
Students in our Summer Schools were making these the other day. This one won the ‘most creative design’ competition <3
does this mean it’s infinite energy?
concept: a retelling of hamlet with the frame story that it’s a tabletop rpg being played by a bunch of overzealous college kids and an increasingly frazzled dm trying to keep them all from rushing headlong into situations and dying immediately. horatio is the dm’s vaguely self-insert npc character. thanks
“AND THEN HE GETS KIDNAPPED BY PIRATES”
“um…dude…you can’t just–”
“PIRATES”
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are played by the same player, who keeps forgetting that he’s running two separate characters.
“The ghost awaits a response”
“Horatio, you went to college, you talk to it.”
—–
“You find the skull of the old court jester.”
“I’m going to talk to it until someone stops me.”
“Horatio, you went to college, you stop him.”
—–
“I stab the curtain!”
“Polonius, roll for fortitude.”
——
“I search for a nunnery in the moat”
*sigh* “Seaweed wraps around your leg. Roll for dexterity escape”
—–
“We all drink to Hamlet’s victory.”
“Everyone roll for fortitude.”
*groans amid the sound of rolling dice*
—–
“Sorry I’m late, everyone. Can my Prince of Finland character just show up?”
“Everyone’s already dead.”
“For fuck’s sake, guys!”
I’m
“The Prince of Norway shows up, just like I’ve been insinuating since you started this campaign. He has an army with him that you would have been able to beat if you had taken this seriously at all, so I’m just going to have Horatio give a speech. I think I deserve that much.” *starts playing music on their laptop*
http://qwantz.com/tobeornottobe.php
You guys might enjoy this, then.
George Costanza had a Virtual Boy and a Super Nintendo.
george costanza having a virtual boy is maybe the most george costanza thing ive ever seen.
like i can imagine him walking into the circuit city and seeing and going this is gonna be a revolution! i gotta snatch one up to sell it for a high price later
This is what I do on snapchat :(
Hogwarts freshmen be like:
Excuse me, um, ma'am yes I have a question. Um. Don’t only the witches ride the brooms? I mean - I’m not, y'know. I’m just saying.Hogwarts freshmen 2:
[with a lisp] leviosa! I, no, I have - I have a lisp. I can’t really pronounce things. [still with a lisp] Leviosa! I-I’m trying.Hogwarts freshmen 3:
Now you said the bathrooms were three doors down on your right, right? Well there’s a three headed dog in there. I’m not sure if that’s the ladies room or whatev. Why don’t we have maps?Hogwarts freshmen 4: waitlisted:
Are y'all gonna get anymore owls? Because I mean, yeah, see, he’s too tiny and he’s not as fast - he’s not as cool as, you know, the other owls.Hogwarts freshmen 5:
Hi, do y'all have regular skittles? I mean, I bought some yesterday and all of them turned into birds. I just want REGULAR SKITTLES.THIS WOMAN HAS STOLEN MY HEART
The Guiness World Record for fastest car wash goes to…
THE FACT THAT IT ENDS UP PERFECTLY IN A PARKING SPOT THO
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