Silver Tongue

isopodde:

SEPHIROTH RETURNS IN HIS FINAL FORM:
REFIROTH

dutchster:

whisper the three words every girl wants to hear:
“let’s order pizza”

generic2007popsong:

when steven makes a new fusion

mamalaz:

The similarities between Captain America and Austin Powers
(I don’t know why I did this)

itllbe-very:

youeitherskateoryoudie:
spontaneousmusicalnumber:
alomoria:
the-devils-dandy:
patronissimo:
therealklt:
angelica-hamilton:
the private journal of aaron burr
Me after the weekend.
like honestly what kind of #relatable feelings FROM 1812
He bought a coconut in case any of you were wondering
Even more relatable
I looked up how much this would be in today’s money and Burr spent over $40 on a coconut
just spent $40 #likeanass
aaron burr: human disaster strikes again

I have unlocked a conspiracy

asajjventress:

a new hope abbreviated = anh
mix up the letters & you get han
the empire strikes back = tesb
which can also spell best, which means leia, bc leia is the best obviously
return of the jedi = rotj
which can spell jort, which means luke bc luke is a person who would wear jorts

iguanamouth:

im-not-kanokay:
yoongiswcw:
THIS LITERALLY MADE MY WHOLE DAY WEEK YEAR CENTURY
@iguanamouth
DANG

Hello, I just wanted to let you know that I was playing akinator with an AU version of Sans in mind, and it was very close to guessing (knew it was a skeleton from undertale) when suddenly it asked me if "my character has a fetish for mountains" and I died. So now I need something silly about Sans' mountain fetish. Please.

Anonymous

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i think you broke me