Silver Tongue

bluenokia3210:

merqurycitymd:

merqurycitymd:

i did it… i came up with the ultimate millenials article

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fuck….they checkmated us

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assdare:

colordata:

You roll into a small town early in the evening, go to the local diner and order a steak off the menu. You’re brought soup. You are confused. You look around you and you notice everyone else is being given soup, yet are still ordering a variety of things from the menu. You think it’s a joke but upon a second look of the menu it is merely all soup. The chefs special is Soup soup with soup. You bring it up to a waitress. She seems startled by your accusation. She asks another person at another table what they ordered. They say soup and then have a startled look on their face. Everyone within earshot begins to panic and ask eachother what is going on. The room descends into chaos. You try to leave through the front door. But there is only soup.

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best game grumps moments

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youthoughtiwasasleepdidntyou:

iron-bae:

traceexcalibur:

  • WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?! NOT FUCKIN’ THIS! (The Classic)
  • the D club
  • oh hey, Big Zam!
  • the Mark Zuckerberg texts
  • “does Bruno Mars is gay?”
  • (Yoda voice) MMMMMM, FUNNY JOKE
  • hey welcome back to Janeane Garofalo’s Expedition
  • Arin’s pachinko freakout (WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?)
  • Arin’s Battle Kid freakout (GERRYMANDERING POLITICIANS)
  • Arin taking selfies during the final Ganondorf fight
  • “and then I fired, and I missed. and then I fired again. and then I missed. and then I fired again and I missed. and then I fired”
  • Grump It
  • the crunchyroll commercials

•Do it

DON’T TELL YOUR GRANDMA I’VE BEEN PUSHING SHARKS

  • Grape Crate
  • “Feels like I’m going crazy”
  • Sad Hoshi
  • “At age 6 I was born without a face”
  • Roople Pooples
  • Arin and Batly “Homerun Steve” Batterson’s Encouraging messages
  • Avi’s voicemail
  • Buttball
  • when arin forgot he had the bomb bag and danny forgot the word “song”
  • deep conversations followed by “i’m not wearing any pants”
  • all of the dog island
  • ross cheating at his own mario maker level
ponygem:
“ the what? gay?
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ponygem:

the what? gay?

romneymebones:

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fuck you

mllemusketeer:

fuck-yeah-classic-monsters:

fantasticfelicityfox:

My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.

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Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.

“WE NAILED IT BOYS”

Apparently in the 20s and 30s, armadillos weren’t very commonly known, so moviemakers would use them wherever they needed some creepy, ‘demonic’ animal running around. So there were a lot of armadillos in early filmmaking, and it was often people’s only source of reference for armadillos.

Fast forward twenty years to when the father of the biology professor who told me this is driving out from the east coast to see his son in California. Crossing the southwest at night.

An armadillo runs across the road. 

He comes to a screeching halt and the Thing Of Evil, which he never knew was actually a real animal, trots the rest of the way across the road and vanishes into the desert.

Apparently it shook him up rather a bit.

kilalabunnies:
“ silver-tongues-blog:
“ kilalabunnies:
“ murdererbirb:
“ anthonypanics:
“ Knives.jpeg
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@goopy-amethyst
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@silver-tongues-blog
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How dare you make me see this with my own two eyes
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mac-rabbit:
“ I am so fired up for the new Zelda game !!!!!
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mac-rabbit:

I am so fired up for the new Zelda game !!!!!

sci-fantasy:
“ thegreatlukeski:
“ Share if you relate to this:
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Rich fantasy lives…
Our quests and our tribes and our Babylon Fives.
Until something better than this world arrives,
We’ll lead rich fantasy lives.
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sci-fantasy:

thegreatlukeski:

Share if you relate to this:

Rich fantasy lives…
Our quests and our tribes and our Babylon Fives.
Until something better than this world arrives,
We’ll lead rich fantasy lives.