Silver Tongue

2k13blogger:
does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

“Holy shit–oh my god. What happened!?”
“Welcome back, Pierogi.”
“Whuh–Amethyst, what happened?”
“Whaddya mean, what happened?”
“Don’t even act you like don’t see what’s going on!”
“What’s–what’s happening.”
“What IS this?”
“What are we talking about.”
“…On the wall.”
“I’m unclear.”
“Th–the shit on the wall!”
“What are you TALKING about?”
“There’s poopy smeared on the WALL, Amethyst.”
“There’s not poopy smeaahahahaha…”
“What HAPPENED?”
“We literally walked out of the Temple, I sat down to eat a package of ramen, and you started yelling at me.”
“No no no no no! Don’t even pretend like there wasn’t whole fucking twenty-minute in-between–”
“Are you gonna try to–”
“–where I went outside to beat up Ronaldo–”
“What.”
“–I came back, you were eating those ramen wrappers–”
“Is this really happening?”
“–AND THERE WAS POOPY ALL OVER THE WALL.”
“Are you really–are you really gonna try, try to sell me out, in front of Steven, that I shit myself and smeared it on the wall?”
“ExCUUUSE me! I’M NOT THE ONE WHO SHIT ALL OVER THE WALL!”
“You are unbelievable. You are–there is no excuse for this.”
“It smells SO BAD in there!”
“It doesn’t–there’s no poo. There’s nothing of the sort.”
“Amethyst, I swear to Rose–”
“What.”
“–you’re not allowed in the house anymore if you don’t fucking–”
“Really.”
“–Gem up to the shit on the wall.”
“This is outrageous. This is an outrage.”
“I’m going to kill you.”
“You’re gonna what?”
“I’m going to KILL you.”
“Over what!?”
“THE POOP ON THE WALL.”
“Nope, no poop. No poop happened. That’s a thing you made up.”
*sigh*

squiddleprincess:

dimestoretajic:
squiddleprincess:
squiddleprincess:
Why can’t you email a picture to a Jedi?
Because attachments are forbidden.
I AM SO ANGRY
Anger leads to hate
Hate leads to suffering

daisyridly:

daisyridly:
full offense but some of y’all just have to let people enjoy things
there’s a line between constructive criticism and actively shitting on someone’s fun

someuphillbattle:

communismkills:
Fourteen-year-olds are apparently old enough to know they’re pansexual or genderqueer and have surgery and take hormones to permanently alter their bodies but fourteen-year-olds are not old enough to be held responsible for the consequences of their actions because they’re “just minors.”
Interesting.
all they did was edit your posts to make you look like a furry and you’re acting like they murdered your firstborn

cthulhu:

walter44:
Pet peeve: When people include Cthulhu in the list of creatures Aquaman can control. Dagon? Hydra? Maybe. Cthulhu? No. Cthulhu isn’t a sea creature. Cthulhu doesn’t live in the ocean. He’s trapped down there! That’s the whole point! R’lyeh has sunken beneath the sea and Cthulhu sleeps there until the stars are right and the city comes back up. He doesn’t live in the ocean! If I trap someone in a box and then throw the box into the ocean, the person in there doesn’t suddenly become a sea creature!
please free me the ocean is terrible and I hate it

reallyreallyreallytrying:

i’m one of those animals from an ol fable who thinks the moon is in a pot of water or some dumb shit

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:
thebootydiaries:
thebootydiaries:
me trying to make new friends
THEY STOPPED REPLYING WHAT IF THEY BLOCKED ME OMF
I MAY HAVE MADE IT WORSE
update:

one-million-cats:

weedmum:
stygianzinogre:
crimson–peach:
weedmum:
When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese
this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you
Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?
who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese
who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese