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hermioneofvulcan:

noraestheim:

listen. i know jk rowling knows absolutely nothing about america but for the entire country to only have a single wizarding school there must be either 200 professors working at this place or you get to your first potions class and it’s held in a fucking baseball stadium.

#[megaphone voice] and now-now-now put your hands together for the DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH-eath-eath#[sound of a crowd screaming]#[fireworks]#[indistinct question from the eighty-third row]#[megaphone voice] YES THIS WILL BE ON THE TEST  (via transhansolo)

assdare:

colordata:

You roll into a small town early in the evening, go to the local diner and order a steak off the menu. You’re brought soup. You are confused. You look around you and you notice everyone else is being given soup, yet are still ordering a variety of things from the menu. You think it’s a joke but upon a second look of the menu it is merely all soup. The chefs special is Soup soup with soup. You bring it up to a waitress. She seems startled by your accusation. She asks another person at another table what they ordered. They say soup and then have a startled look on their face. Everyone within earshot begins to panic and ask eachother what is going on. The room descends into chaos. You try to leave through the front door. But there is only soup.

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rahafwabas:

“ Here Comes a Thought “

justplainsomething:

Everything I love about Bruce Wayne.

which-oc-would:

Which OC would fill their home with plants

terrakion:
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“ This came up on my facebook feed and I am so excited to see how generation Xers and Baby Boomers will find a way to use this to shit on millenials...

terrakion:

decrystallize:

witchtimez:

onlyblackgirl:

m4ge:

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m4ge:

This came up on my facebook feed and I am so excited to see how generation Xers and Baby Boomers will find a way to use this to shit on millenials anyways

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nice okay we’re off to a good start

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oh boy do i have something to tell you about millennials, working, and debt that’s gonna absolutely blow your socks off

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banksy’s family found this article

Why old people so mad.

It’s funny because millennials can pretty much multitask like it’s second nature simply because it’s necessary to keep up with society, while baby boomers whine about reading subtitles and can’t seem to program anything more complicated than a VCR.

But sure, ok, the kids are lazy and have entitlement complexes

Older Generations: -Make comics about kids not knowing how books work-

Millenials: -Read more books than anyone else-

Older Generations: …no we changed our minds reading a lot is lazy and entitled now

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joshua-wright:


That is a sweet deal.

renrink:

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SUPER LATE SORIEL WEEK ENTRY COMBINING THREE PROMPTS BECAUSE I LIKE LIVING TO THE EXTREME HECK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH @A@!!!!!!

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