Silver Tongue
kilalabunnies:
“ floppy999:
“ Lovely day, isn’t?
”
This is actually pretty well done
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kilalabunnies:

floppy999:

Lovely day, isn’t?

This is actually pretty well done

libraryoftheancients:

squirrelstone:

gideonseymours:

miscommunication as a plot device makes me angry

if you just talked to each other but no

on the one hand i agree with this but on the other hand one of my coworkers rented an alpaca from a petting zoo and brought it to work because my boss said she wanted an alpaca sweater but the guy didn’t hear her say sweater and didn’t want to upset her by asking why the fuck she’d want an alpaca

I think that highlights a good genre difference: miscommunication in drama is frustrating, overused, and just kinda shit. Miscommunication in comedy is fucking hilarious.

kireiwei:

caringsuggestion:

You’re not fake simply because you act differently depending on the person you’re with. Different personalities bring out different aspects of your personality. You’re complex and multidimensional; it’s beautiful.

in anthropology this is called “code switching” and it is a completely natural thing that pretty much everyone does.

goldchekov:

I cry because the OVEN IS HIS SECOND CHOICE

B^U

kitfistovevo:

piratebay-premium:

What is this emoticon supposed to express

this

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hetphobia:

sorcream:

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i really like @hetphobia‘s post 

ADISAHJ;G I DIDNT SEE THIS THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

pondorasbox:

lenomcakes:

Can you believe margot robbie did this stunt on her own without any wires while wearing high heels

we had to hear stories about fucked up shit jared leto was doing for a year for his 5 seconds of mediocrity while this woman was out here actually becoming a gymnast?????