Silver Tongue

marvel-hqq:

What Thor Was Doing During Captain America: Civil War

sushinfood:

sushinfood:

collar-fullofchemistry:

justcomingalongfortheride:

takshammy:

zombiegrinder:

Holy shit, this is the greatest

Okay, so, I’m running on the assumption that people are taking this seriously. If not, my bad.

THIS IS INCREDIBLY NOT WHAT HAPPENED
AT ALL

This woman’s name is Amy, and she owns a bakery/restaurant called Amy’s Baking Company. Not only do they serve the customers store-bought food under the pretense of it being gourmet and house-made, but they treat their customers absolutely terribly. This woman once chased two guys out of her restaurant because they had decided to leave after waiting 2 HOURS FOR THEIR FOOD. SHE WAS PISSED BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T PAY FOR IT. IT’S ALSO PROBABLY GOOD TO MENTION THAT SHE DOESN’T LET THE SERVERS HAVE TIPS, WHICH IF YOU’VE NEVER WORKED AT A RESTAURANT, MEANS THAT THEY GET PAYED FAR BELOW MINIMUM WAGE. AT THE TIME OF THE KITCHEN NIGHTMARES EPISODE, SHE AND HER HUSBAND OPENLY CONFESSED TO FIRING OVER A HUNDRED EMPLOYEES IN FIVE MONTHS. GORDON RAMSAY GAVE UP ON HER.
THIS WOMAN IS NOT A FEMINIST HERO
SHE IS A BATSHIT CRAZY FUCKING PSYCHOPATH
IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, WATCH THE EPISODE ON YOUTUBE.

Ok sorry for commenting but this woman really is crazy. I went there once and she chewed mmy dad out for “being incredibly rude to her and her husband” and things along that linebuT THIS FUCKING WOMAN OK. SHE WAS YELLING AT HER EMPLOYEE TO WORK FASTER AND TO STOP BEING AN IDIOT AND SHE WAS TREATING THEM BADLY SO WHAT SOES MY DAD DO? HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS “STOP BEING A BITCH HE’S WORKING AS HARD AS HE CAN GIVEN THE WORKING CONDITIONS IN SCOTTSDALE OK?” AND SHE WENT OFF ON MY DAD BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HE WAS BEING A DOUCHE AND NO, NO NO NO HELL NO HE WAS NOT. YOU DON’T PUT YOUR EMPLOYEES DOWN IN FRONT OF CUSTOMERS EVEN IF YOU’RE PISSED.

how can people actually believe this holy shit. Go watch the kitchen nightmares episode she is fucking psycho I swear to god.

Watch it here. LEARN HOW INSANE SHE IS. SHE IS HIDEOUS.

also the guy tried stabbing a customer so you know

epitome of justice and all amirite

boombangbing:

amazon-x:

hawkeye vs. deadpool #001

But look at sad Wade.

but why is he sad:

baskings:

when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree

sarcasticvirgin:

avafaidian:

loverofcutebutts:

avafaidian:

tragic true life events

hey spelt lasagna wrong which just makes this post funnier

A lot of people reblogging this seem not to recognize this meme so let me enlighten you friends

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Tumblr proves that if we come together, we can educate the masses

mbulteau:

canadad:

*anxious at night*
next day: “haha boy that was a silly thing to be anxious about”
that night: “OR WAS IT”

“A noite é má conselheira.”
— Portuguese proverb, means “Night is a bad adviser.”

king-wewuz:
“ lobs:
“ Here we see the skeleton of a yaoi man…
”
commander yaoihands of the skeleton army
”

king-wewuz:

lobs:

Here we see the skeleton of a yaoi man…

commander yaoihands of the skeleton army

robbiegeez:

alien comic

sini-sterility:

just-shower-thoughts:

Waldo wears stripes because he doesn’t want to be spotted.

YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME