ridiculouscake:

I’m just sayin’.,,

I am still all up for rose quartz being some sick mastermind

This is Jen. Jems twin sister and Edwards mother. Between her brothers shinanighans and her parents obsession with purity, she is just super done with absolutely everything.

pearlitariat:

garnet thought pearl was terrifying b/c to homeworld shes probably the equivalent of a coat rack gaining sentience taking up arms and killing people

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if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

teenagers: we are going to punch you
me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

teenagers: we are going to kick you
me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money
me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

teenagers: we are going to call you mean names
me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it !
me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you
me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

teenagers: we are about to physically assault you
me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

teenagers: we are going to commit felonies
me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle
me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

@talk-to-a-jelly

silver-tongues-blog:

This is Ed Aridan. He has magics but he wasn’t born with it.

Edit: I had accidentally mirrored him. I fixed it. Also, I’m adding a pic of his original design from seven years ago

I fixed this. I didn’t realize I had messed up because I didn’t have any reference on hand.

silver-tongues-blog:

Have another human. His name is Luca Saria. A top tier military leader who lost his eye in and attack when he was a child. He wields a big ass sword.

I also found him

chiherah:

youmus:

ok realtalk tho when you all first started drawing ur animes did it start out like this

with everything down to the hands-behind-back-because-i-can’t-draw-hands to sugoi sparkly desu eyes that you’d spend 90% your time drawing and the other 10% bullshitting the rest of the body and the really weirdly parted hair with a huge chunk of the bangs right in the middle of the forehead and a V on the chest for cleavage 

This is so accurate it hurts.

I still have my old drawings like that.