Silver Tongue

granny why

I found the best, most weirdly specific shirt at the thrift store yesterday

foreverelsa:
“ Seem legit because I relate to pearl and peridot so much when I watch the show. If you want to take the quiz it’s
https://www.quotev.com/quiz/8352360/What-is-your-gem-placement
”
I am an eternal flame, baby

Seem legit because I relate to pearl and peridot so much when I watch the show. If you want to take the quiz it’s
https://www.quotev.com/quiz/8352360/What-is-your-gem-placement

I am an eternal flame, baby

sickconfidencefires:

kiiluaah:
When freshmen go into the wrong classroom #Naruto
why is he suddenly holding a longboard

charredasperity:

What retro video game sprites actually look like
What “retro-influenced” indie devs think they look like

Pitfall (1982)

suppermariobroth:

In Mario Kart Wii, the Lakitu that holds up the Wrong Way sign can be affected by hazards in the tracks, such as being squished by Thwomps.

bitchycode:

omg

professorspork:

goodbyemisery:
goodbyemisery:
I can’t believe I never realized “come on and slam and welcome to the jam” is in iambic pentameter
also please remember that the flip side to this is that you can recite any other line of iambic pentameter as if it were the lyrics to the space jam theme
MY MISTRESS’ EYES
ARE NOTHING LIKE THE SUN

adamn-driver:

so I saw this and was… inspired