myrobotlandlord:

THERE NEVER WAS

@kilalabunnies

segoli:

the year is 2084. you’re taking your intro to memes final. the final question is simple:

milhouse is not a meme. however, “milhouse is not a meme” is a meme. furthermore, “‘milhouse is not a meme’ is a meme” is a meme, and “‘“milhouse is not a meme” is a meme’ is a meme” is a meme. how many iterations can this pattern go through before the resulting sentence ceases to be true?

a bead of sweat appears on your forehead. you spent the whole weekend studying boxxy, because you’ve heard from upperclassmen that dr jennings almost always uses a question about boxxy for the final. suddenly, it dawns on you: you’ve been trolled.

Trick questions. The original sentence was “milhouse is not a meme” and no matter how many iterations of it, milhouse will never be a meme. Therefore, it will never cease to be true

kelgrid:

Everyday life on the star destroyer is very important to me

Also, on Jakku:

ultra-bi-olent:

what it feels like when people won’t say the word bisexual

coolhandofagirl:

security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.

adurot:

Ok, that’s pretty good. I like that.

@pembrokewkorgi\

percyjaksonfanfiction:

ninnani:

This advice is applicable in everything you do. Every great writer, actor, scientist, PERSON in general started out as nothing more than we are now: Students with a passion, a drive, a want to be something more. If they can do it, why can’t we?

inspirational post Monday! Cause Harry Potter taught me a lot

laguzmage:

officialsmashmouth:

catzfish:

What if Bobba fett was really into vore and was just looking for an excuse to fall in that pit. Like “oh noooooo Han broke my jetpack~” and he just purposely falls into it.

why would you make me read this with my own two eyes

In the extended “canon” Bobba Fett falls into the Sarlacc pit like 5 times I want everyone to know this while reading this post

brightchimeradragon:

theflyingsquid89:

hopeandfreedomisallineed:

troylerscrazyphan:

actually-its-not-okay:

‘High school will be the best years of your life’.

Well then, kill me now.

This is so sad

I started crying and sobbing

If high school is the best time of my life then my life is truly shit.

@undeadumpling

At least college is better because the professors actually want to teach and know how to teach and you can eat and have coffee and just skip a day and nobody cares. I mean,there’s still the crippling debt but at least it’s better than highschool.