2016 goal: Get my shit together. Get it all together. Put it in a backpack. All my shit. So it’s together. And if I gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know? Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in a shit museum, I don’t care what I do, I just gotta get it together. Get my shit together.
Listen, you can put all your farts in a bag, but you will never be able to truly appreciate the time you finally let it rip.
The scary thing is that people harassing you makes chr*smas with the pranks look plausible. Ever see that film? Basically a town of assholes want to lynch a family for not celebrating one year. It was criticized for being too over the top.
You’re the 5th person to bring this up
And trust me
It’s VERY real.
People take x-mas this fucking seriously, they act like EVERYONE has to love it, EVERYONE has to enjoy it
It’s like a fucked up dystopia where you’re obligated to smile or else everyone will become a mob and attempt to assimilate you in to the christmas spirit
1984 holiday edition, amiright
When I was younger, I wish someone had told me straight-up that not all adults experience “a calling”. That many of them never find particular purpose in a career. That sometimes, their job is just what pays the bills and they have to seek satisfaction and fulfillment elsewhere.
Because as an adult, this pervasive notion that there exists a perfect path for everyone, that people should love what they do, and that work is meant to function as a vehicle for fulfilling a person’s grand life destiny is not only inaccurate for many of us, it can be toxic.
The ideal is so ingrained that I have to remind myself constantly I’m not a failure because I don’t adore my job, and because I’m not rocking the world with my work. That is okay.
Sometimes, work is just work. There isn’t always a perfect career path, magically waiting to be discovered. There might not be this THING you were born to do. Sometimes, you discover that what you really want to be when you grow up is “paid”.
This comic is dedicated to anyone else who tried and failed to get their friends to understand the concept of a Pacifist run. sigh
Anonymous
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the new obscure askbox meme, courtesy of a commissioner of @casentine‘s
Anti-Trump skywriting stole the show at the Rose Parade
Against the stark blue California sky, skywriters wrote, “America is great! Trump is disgusting,” “Anyone but Trump” and “Trump is a fascist dictator.” The skywriting also pointed users to AnybodyButTrump.us. CNN identified the people responsible for the message.
