Silver Tongue

scarlet-sasquatch:

gnomer-denois:

woke-up-on-derse:

onemanstampede:

some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer

in my greatest fantasies i am able to help people

In my fantasies I can prevent people from being hurt, even if it means I get hurt in their stead.

In my fantasies i dont have to know how to aim

incorrectfmaquotes:

Rebecca: Where’d this giant birthday cake that says “HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIZA” on it come from?

Fuery: Where’d Roy go?

Havoc: Why do I have a feeling those two questions are probably connected?

cungadero:

invenblocker:

cungadero:

cungadero:

theloveyd1000:

cungadero:

out of all the script changes they could make for re4 the one i want most is leon is cutting poor ashley some slack and just railing her like she wanted. she witnessed so many scanners style head explosions under your escort the absolute least you can do is dick her down

She was a MINOR in the original what the fuck are you talking about?

she was in college are you dumb

obsessed with this actually because not only did they not play the game before saying this but 1 google search wouldve told them this is false. i love the sheer aggression that comes with being wrong on this site

Leon Kennedy belongs to the set of characters where it’s just funnier to claim they don’t know what sex is though.

well hes gonna know what sex is when i get my hands on him. sorry. i didnt say that

itsladykit:

stromuprisahat:

lorsanbitch:

bruh if people want me to stop sympathizing with villains they need to stop making the villains the ones who want to change broken systems

#and stop making heroes fight to maintain the status quo ffs

You know, there is something extremely interesting about the idea in Western media that the villain is almost always the one who catalyzes the events of a story. They’re usually the ones trying to bring about some change.

The only exception I can think of might be dystopian fiction. That seems to be the only situation where it’s “acceptable” for the heroes to be proactive and the villains to be the ones maintaining the status quo.

remember when the MCU villains were:
-A union worker that got his contract canceled without notice by a billionaire
-a person of colour who was fighting racism
-a guy who wanted to end the government supersoldier program permanently

gayday:

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

riverside–wren:

everythingfox:

“When the approach is imminent, the tail goes up”

(via)

A cat putting its tail straight up like this is a friendly greeting. This is the equivalent of the cat waving excitedly at you as soon as it gets close.

mindboogling:

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I needed to express my feelings about that last direct still LOL (I really am excited and hyped, it was just such a RUSH to have no real hyperfixation to NOT ONE, BUT TWO SPECIAL INTERESTS REVIVED AT ONCE)