Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”
me before following ihatejonarbuckle: jon seems like an okay dude
me after following ihatejonarbuckle: jon arbuckle is a sad and pathetic excuse for a human being with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. he’s extremely misogynistic, a reckless driver, and as a cat owner his behavior is revolting!! he chose to adopt garfield, yet he acts as if his cat is a constant burden while constantly victimizing himself and neglecting his pets. like what kind of monster would feed his cat food that’s clearly not appropriate for cats to eat, and then have the heart to shame him for being fat? awful!! jon is just an evil and sinister man whose behavior is literally
inexcusable, and mr. davis needs to make him face the consequences of his actions
Gravity Falls Weirdmageddon AU where instead of trying to stop Bill, the Pines family rounds up all the citizens and they just leave town. Bill and his lackeys can’t leave the barrier so the apocalypse is contained in a giant weirdness snow globe. Stan finds a way to make this into a world-famous tourist attraction.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.