This is a Tr8-0r appreciation post. Loyalty, sick spins, and victory in gentlemanly combat shall come to you soon but only if you post “DIE RESISTANCE SCUM” in this thread.
Here we see the difference between a greedy bastard and a kind loving king. Tubbs, the ever greedy, takes the entire bowl and pays you with 20-60 fish. Xerxes IX, the generous and caring royalty, gives nearly the same amount of fish for merely the amount of food that a normal cat consumes. Proof that tubbs is good for nothing.
Yeah, I already proved this dumbass theory wrong here. But if you’re too stubborn to even click the link:
Xerxes is a king, and Tubbs is a commoner. While I certainly
appreciate the gifts that Xerxes brings, Tubbs is making a much larger
sacrifice. I recall the story of The Widow and the Two Mites from the
Gospel of Mark:
41And
Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast
money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. 42And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. 43And
he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say
unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which
have cast into the treasury: 44For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.
Eat shit. Tubbs gives so much, and Xerxes gives so little.
Tubbs is the common working cat taking back what this wretched society has cruelly taken from him. He cannot eat nearly the same amount that he is owed. He is a revolutionary.
During the first season or two of Roseanne, Roseanne Barr was treated horribly by the producers, who wanted to get rid of her, even though she was the creative genius behind the show, which was based entirely on characters she had developed. She went with “success is the best revenge,” working extra hard to make sure the show hit the #1 spot, knowing at that point she could seize creative control. She hung out with the crew and supportive castmembers (including John Goodman, who flat refused to do the show without her), and put a list on her door. That list had the name of every single person who worked on the show. When they pissed her off, she’d cross off their name in red. Everyone in red was to be fired the second she was in charge. She took this policy from Machiavelli, and she made good on it. Her first move was to fire everyone who had tried to shut her down. She also promoted a number of women writers and fired a number of men writers for being sexist. So, this shirt is no lie.
*takes notes*
welp
My grandmother and I had a conversation about this during brunch today. We both agreed that Rosanne is who we should all aspire to be
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
