Silver Tongue

estpolis:

apparently deus ex manking divided came out on consoles ONE DAY earlier than on PC and people are so absolutely livid at having to wait a single day. people are literaly going for refunds cause they had to wait one day. people are claiming the phrase ‘we were all created equal’ is ironic because it leaves out the fact that PC gamers face this terrible adversity

gonna stream new vegas later today

clientsfromhell:

Client: The fonts and gradients are illegible on the site. I can’t even read it! Here are some screenshots.

Me: Huh! That does look weird. I’ll have a look at the code, see what’s up.

I started rooting around in the CSS and HTML to see if there was some fallback code that was messing things up. I couldn’t find ANYTHING that would mess up the text like in the photos.

Me: I can’t find the problem in the code. Is your browser up to date?

Client: I don’t know! How do I find out?

Me: Well, what browser are you using?

Client: “IBM Notes.”

Me: ….

Client: ….

Me: …What?

Google tells me that IBM notes is some kind of in-software browser. I have no idea why he was using it.


> Want to know if freelancing is for you?

Please go see Kubo!

tarunadragon:

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I do a lot of these whenever a non-CGI movie comes out. Yeah, I’m worried about Kubo underperforming. Look at Shaun the Sheep Movie from last year! If it underperformance just for not being CGI, what message does that send? That animated movies have to have X, Y and Z to be successful? That they’re a checklist? In 2012, after Pirates, Paranorman and Frankenweenie underperformed, Henry Selick’s project was put on hold.

It’s from LAIKA who did Coraline, Paranorman Boxtrolls. A solid line of films, and look at its rating on RT! I think some might just assume it’ll be successful and take it for granted.

Please spread the word–if you don’t reblog this, find another way to promote it. Note about movies you wanna support–the better it does on opening weekend, the longer it stays in theaters. Also on opening weekend, more of the ticket price goes to the studio, the theater gets more if you see it later in its run.

I saw it and it is a fantastic film. It’s well worth watching in theaters.

sweets-senpai:

I have a crush on Guzma pls don’t tell mom

based on this (it’s loud btw)

idiosyncraticwordsmith:

Human beings in a mob

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What’s a mob to a king?

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What’s a king to a god?

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What is a god…

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To a non-believer?

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who doesn’t believe in anything

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me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)
my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?
me: drops my crystalline wineglass

puhoi:

upperstories:

markiplite-life:

I was so bored I decided to leave my room and sit watch what ever my mother was watching

It was dancing with the starts and this happens

Just press play! Lol

Oh my God. This is adorable. 

This looks like some real life Mario Party shit