Silver Tongue

matociquala:

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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The street finds its own uses.

woodmeat:
“ consonant:
“ it’s a win-win situation
”
them shits could all say $50 id still let it rip
”
if I spin again can it be double or nothing?

woodmeat:

consonant:

it’s a win-win situation

them shits could all say $50 id still let it rip

if I spin again can it be double or nothing?

quartz-poker:
“ did-you-kno:
“ A British pub owner disabled cell phones inside his bar because he thinks social media is ruining the pub business. The Gin Tub in Brighton has a Faraday cage built into the ceiling to make mobile reception impossible...

quartz-poker:

did-you-kno:

A British pub owner disabled cell phones inside his bar because he thinks social media is ruining the pub business. The Gin Tub in Brighton has a Faraday cage built into the ceiling to make mobile reception impossible so patrons will actually interact with each other instead of looking at their phones, which they could have just done at home. Source

…Wow way to over-react. “I’m tired of people checking their phones so I’m just going to install a faraday cage.”

What if they have a family emergency? What if they’re arranging for friends to meet them at the pub? What if something happens in the pub and people need to call for emergency services, but they can’t?

This dude did not stop to think beyond being a completely kneejerk neophobe.

not to mention that as long as people are buying drinks, there’s no threat to a pub business. People looking at their phones doesn’t stop them from ordering drinks. Also, many people don’t wanna talk to strangers in pubs or anywhere public because it’s awkward and annoying so it doesn’t make sense from a social or economic point either. Hope this guy has to close down.

libertymints:
“ dimitriarkady:
“ basedheisenberg:
“ whitemenagainsttrump:
“ minarchists:
“ whitemenagainsttrump:
“ minarchists:
“ Hillary’s 2016 Loss prediction
”
Source: Trump man baby imagination.
”
You: missing the joke
”
Legit: what is the...

libertymints:

dimitriarkady:

basedheisenberg:

whitemenagainsttrump:

minarchists:

whitemenagainsttrump:

minarchists:

Hillary’s 2016 Loss prediction

Source: Trump man baby imagination.

You: missing the joke

Legit: what is the joke?

Nobody tell them. It’s their loss.

I’ve lost way too much time trying to figure out what the heck the joke is.

Some hypothesis’ I came up with:

- The joke is something to do with the concentration of hispanics in each of these states.

- The joke is something obscure and stupid.

- The joke has something to do with recent news I haven’t been paying attention to.

- The joke is that there is no joke, everybody is doing that thing where they pretend they get it to fuck with everybody else.

I’m genuinely mad right now, fuck OP.

I’m at a Loss for words here.

it’s a loss cause

karmaowesmesomeexcuses:

nutwit2:

anabundanceofadjectives:

chefpyro:

A friend helped me get the filesize small enough for a direct upload.

So here’s a direct upload.

[youtube link]

that rapid-fire character development ending was awesome

ok legitimately this is such a good video because it gets across the general vibe of “this show is more than you think it is” without giving away too many specific spoilers, like I think this would be a good video to show someone who didn’t know what su was

This made me tear up tbh

organasrey:

organasrey:

they’re probably already planning a sequel-sequel trilogy… how many star wars saga films are there gonna be ?? is it gonna be like 2080 and we’re all crawling out of our nursing homes to see disneys new release of anakin’s great-great-great grandkids fucking up

just to be clear im Not complaining my 90 yr old wrinkly ass would 100% be there for that

i started blogging cause they got rid of space pinball
pearl-likes-pi:
“ No
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equestrian-post:

I’M LATE, I’M LATE. FOR A VERY … average workday.

((Credit where credit is due: Midnight Serenade was adopted from @empressofthelibrary and Golden Mean was adopted from @asktechnowizard!))

tazsaints:

lol am i cool yet??

I am totally naming my Alolan Muk Pile-o-Sand as ‘SANDGUARDIAN’ XD

Based off of this legendary vine.