spend a year living with @markiplier or spend a year living with @therealjacksepticeye

markiplier:

starbug0402:

Such a cute double act :)

This can’t be the same person

All the blue went from his shirt to his hair

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Same, though. Male witches are a thing.

John proctor is an example. He was accused of witchcraft due to abigale williams (who he was having an affair with) accused him. The entire town believed her because she and the other girls who were dancing naked in the woods (which was considered heresy) found it to be the only way to not get lynched. Before proctors trial, she stole her fathers money and left salem in the night.

6shwty:

freethequeen:

frenchinhalechanelxoxo:

Reasons why i love road trips

Wow 😍

This is so beautiful.

eva-420:

i’m gonna speedrun life

walks into a door at a weird angle and clips into the ground, bypassing most of the story and triggering the retirement party cutscene 

By clipping into the casino, you can skip straight to age 21.

fleshosphere:

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hailthesass:

fucking shit i just found this, (i was not looking up shrek fanfic for myself)

this kid seems genuinely hurt that she picked shrek over him

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berniesandrs:

“I know, I know, I have to admit it. I guess I’m a man, men are allowed to go to the bathroom, but women, what can we say? […] This is a guy who wants to be President of the United States.”  - Bernie Sanders on Donald Trump’s comments on Hillary Clinton