Silver Tongue
me: cannot understand at least half of what people are saying, mishears everything if it's heard at all, constructs reactions based on body language alone
me: ears finely tuned to the horrible buzz of a house fly in another room

psychologyfish:

penis-hilton:

cacnea:

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he didn’t have to come for her wig like this

The Ivysaur literally said its own name before she said a word so the little kid had every right to tear the bitch apart

alexandot:

alexandot:

no offense but the biggest problem with a jasper redemption is that she looks like a big murder lady,

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how are they gonna fix that… how are they gonna make her look any less imposing and non-family murdering… what are they gonna do? erase jasper’s pupils? give her less teeth??

update: theyve taken away her eyes and teeth

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blinkpen:

you know what’s better than Jasper as Vegeta?
Jasper as DBZA Vegeta

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chefpyro:

tentativenewtype:

requiemjesta:

fuckfacemcgillicuddy:

swagdeddy:

i would literally never play this game again if that happened to me

What the fuck just happened?

A slaughter.

The strategy is called FEAR. Basically, the Ratata has a focus Sash on, so when the enemy hits the level 1 Ratata, it’ll survive with one HP left. The Ratata uses Endeavor on that turn, which brings the opponent’s HP to 1 too. Unless the enemy also has a Speed ignoring move, Ratata’s quick attack will go first, chipping that last HP off. FEAR is generally understood as Focus sash Endeavor, quick Attack Ratata, but could also be known by Fucking Evil Attack Ratata.

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chefpyro:

badcowboy69:

cacomagen:

fallout4pics:

gg

Oh.my.God.

Dayummmm

I haven’t found the worst ‘epic’ to be applicable to anything in a long time.

But this. This is it.

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dark david byrne

sympolite:

  • this IS my beautiful house
  • this IS my beautiful wife
  • different than it was before
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