creepyknees:

happy holidayz

poni-pon:

Happy Holidays everyone♥♥♥! I hope you all have a fantastic day!♥♥

transgameboy:

what i said: this thing you’re saying makes me uncomfortable and i’d like you to stop

what my family heard: 

gluttonace:

I need more potassium and collagen in my diet

Eat bananas

deoxyrebornicleic:

AAAAA IM GONNA STICK A DILDO IN THIS INTERNET MODEM I S2g

Artman, stop blogging

adurot:

conspicuouslad:

adurot:

conspicuouslad:

Heavy fog is not what they meant by “white Christmas”

Grey Christmas.

That would be smog.

Our fog is very white.

Very light grey Christmas.

Dark white Christmas

brandontheoutcast:

Erma- Silent Night

My grandma got a cat a few days ago. Best Christmas ever.

queerkills:

pros:
•candles everywhere so your house smells nice
•pretty and powerful crystals
•they can cast protection spells so youll be all safe and sound
•magick

cons:
•???????
•????????????

Cons: She turned me into a newt