foervraengd:

Undyne can’t be chill about it forever.

wesker-is-hot:

troybakerrr:

You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive?

Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

doshmobile:

drawing on the wrong layer

RUNNING OUT OF REDOS WHEN YOU TRY TO FIX IT

agwith:

Sue fucking OBLITERATED him

iguanamouth:

dinogatorr:

iguanamouth:

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

this sjust in obmama creates new law demanding that all men shave off their nipples “just cut them right off jusut fucking do it they dont do anyhting” he was quoted as screaming off the white house roof this morning

clockyiffing:

exoldier:

djaxaran:

photovoltaicsoul:

it-a:

it-a:

when my friends make new oc’s

this is getting notes again who did this

@pathergeist

@exoldier

same to you bab X”D

@prophecystone

@scraps-is-busy

@rosexknight

@dracini

bloodynoteyt:

Vine literally kills me.

spurkeht:

i’m all about this headcanon 

probablyfakeblonde:

He knows if he pulls on one of them it’ll unravel….

rosequartzgems:

ideas for neko atsume:
• breed the cats. i want little bby kittens
• more cat breeds
• long haired cats
• kittens
• a way to “adopt” your favorite cat
• (so they always stay in your area)
• little tiny baby kittens
• treats you can give to your faves
• baby cats
• like regular cats but smaller
• KITTENS