soupery:

discobearxflaky4lyfe:

soupery:

the only discourse allowed on my blog is ‘unconventional’ food dis(cussion)

Pineapple pizza succs

thank u

meat lovers pizza is the best pizza. every other pizza is problematic.

theenglishmanwithallthebananas:

honestly one of the most realistic parts of homestuck is when the characters forget or mess up their html when trying to chat

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pyrlspite:

remember when everyone was reading the hunger games and one of the major themes was how the media toned down all the horrible things that were happening to focus on the bullshit love story
and then the books got made into movies and the real life media toned down the horrible things that were happening to focus on the bullshit love story
because I still think about that sometimes

shadowwood:

whattywhatwhat:

ithelpstodream:

I’m just dying while thinking about a hotel employee calmly Googling “How to fold a towel in the shape of an elephant,” and then going out to buy eye stickers.

I think these would guarantee return bookings.  Loving the elephant.

THEY GAVE IT EYES

I AM DYING

oikawa-s-e-n-p-a-i:

ibelieveinthelittletreetopper:

chum-personable:

pyreo:

nobodytoldthehorse:

hihiyas:

the-devils-dandy:

amuseoffyre:

afoxnamedmulder:

“Which author would you want to bring into 2015″ is such a hard question to answer I mean you could watch Arthur Conan Doyle despair over everything Sherlock Holmes within the last century or you could present Douglas Adams with an iPad

I would quite like to unleash Dickens on the Tories.

imagine William Shakespeare in the age of social media. 24/7 supreme dick jokes and the world celebrates.

Victor Hugo vs Twitter’s 140 character limit

Okay but Oscar Wilde on Instagram

Give Asimov an actual real robot

Show Lovecraft a mixed-race president and watch him shit himself in fear and anger

Poor George Orwell. “I wasn’t writing a fucking instruction manual.”

I would like Jesus to clear up a few things

How about davinci so he can see cool inventions that actually work.

masterkfox:

pepperandpals:

thepacificparrotlet:

Roxy decided that she needed to be in the photo

This makes me laugh so hard. Like a photobombing bird torpedo.

Congratulations on your recreation of the classic surrealist painting Man in a Bowler Hat by Rene Magritte (1964)

railroadsoftware:

Ancient Greek guy talking to Ancient Greek artist: so what kind of art do you do?
Ancient Greek artist: handsome muscle boys
Ancient Greek guy: nice, love that

kurokuro05:

I have come to the conclusion that Equius Zahhak and Kageyama Shigeo are essentially the same person because they both:

• Like milk 
  
• Associated with ‘100%’
• Uncontrollably physically/psychically strong
• Have green companions
• Never intentionally hurt a person/troll thus far
• Have an admiration for muscles
• Nerd hair
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