the only discourse allowed on my blog is ‘unconventional’ food dis(cussion)
Pineapple pizza succs
thank u
meat lovers pizza is the best pizza. every other pizza is problematic.
Steven Universe Episode 1: Steven mourns the destructive side-effects of consumerism, then electrocutes a mutated former enemy captain who just wants to rejoin her crew.
Steven Universe Episode 100: Steven meets his mom's old friend, who gives his friends new toys.
honestly one of the most realistic parts of homestuck is when the characters forget or mess up their html when trying to chat
Near the Pacifist-ending, I find it funny to see Papyrus's reaction to seeing Mettaton dangling his sexy leg. However it's even more interesting on how Papyrus doesn't say anything or try to interact with the glamorous robot. I've always assumed that Mettaton kinda took Papyrus off-guard. What do you think of that moment?
remember when everyone was reading the hunger games and one of the major themes was how the media toned down all the horrible things that were happening to focus on the bullshit love story
and then the books got made into movies and the real life media toned down the horrible things that were happening to focus on the bullshit love story
because I still think about that sometimes
I’m just dying while thinking about a hotel employee calmly Googling “How to fold a towel in the shape of an elephant,” and then going out to buy eye stickers.
I think these would guarantee return bookings. Loving the elephant.
“Which author would you want to bring into 2015″ is such a hard question to answer I mean you could watch Arthur Conan Doyle despair over everything Sherlock Holmes within the last century or you could present Douglas Adams with an iPad
I would quite like to unleash Dickens on the Tories.
imagine William Shakespeare in the age of social media. 24/7 supreme dick jokes and the world celebrates.
Victor Hugo vs Twitter’s 140 character limit
Okay but Oscar Wilde on Instagram
Give Asimov an actual real robot
Show Lovecraft a mixed-race president and watch him shit himself in fear and anger
Poor George Orwell. “I wasn’t writing a fucking instruction manual.”
I would like Jesus to clear up a few things
How about davinci so he can see cool inventions that actually work.
Ancient Greek guy talking to Ancient Greek artist: so what kind of art do you do?
Ancient Greek artist: handsome muscle boys
Ancient Greek guy: nice, love that
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.