Silver Tongue
bloodsbane:
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neofooturism:
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“greenflamestherabbit:
“My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the...

neofooturism:

cantankerouscanuck:

greenflamestherabbit:

My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything.

Then I got sick with Bell’s Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bell’s Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldn’t speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.

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the doctor

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So I know Huey's birthday is august 10th but....I figured I'd get him something a bit early. I saw Amber had a Teddiursa plush so...I got him a Latias plush...a shiny one like him....I hope Mamatwo approves.

xxtc-96xx:

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shiny buddy~

tetramera:

Our favorites day 17-19

Demily misunderstood what succubus teachers meant by banging and took up drums

demilypyro:

Rhythmic pounding they said

demilypyro:

kawaii-pigeon:

pun-ishment888:

demilypyro:

thinking about the president from monsters vs aliens who was voiced by stephen colbert

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Looks like markiplier that got ran over by an asphalt roller and then stretched before being dropped into the family guy animation.

How could you say something so wrong and be so right

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goodoldshitposts:

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This is one of my favorite YouTube comments of all time.

patchpaws:

kitchenwitchupinthisbitch:

pandariousgooch:

i never realized cuneiform was made with the corner of a cuboid tool, i thought the wedge shapes were carved such that you would press straight down with the tool at a 90° angle to the clay

Wow! My mind is super into this new information

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fishtrouts:

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Goblin dragons discover what a pillow is