nentindo:

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

this post is one of the biggest mistakes of my career

sapphiredoves:

Iconic

smug-ruby:

wow steven’s new weapon is pretty cool

elektronx:

OMG YES EVERYONE NEEDS A FRIEND LIKE GANYMEDE, WHO CAN’T BE HAPPY WITH THIS BIRB FRIEND

elasticitymudflap:

elasticitymudflap:

sapphire is the kind of gay that will randomly call things she likes gay with absolutely no lead in to the statement

Pearl: Ah, Sapphire! I just finished fixing the clock on Steven’s microwave!

Sapphire: I see.

Sapphire:

Sapphire: Moths are gay.

on the flip side ruby is the kind of gay to dramatically, sarcastically proclaim even the slightest inconvenience to her as anti-gay

Ruby: WET SOCKS ARE HOMOPHOBIC

Amethyst: … explain

Ruby: IM GAY AND THEY MAKE MY GAY FEET FEEL GROSS AND ALSO I HATE THEM

Amethyst: …………. true

laddermatch:

randy fandom grab your sticks

metaknighty:

accidentally typing b) instead of B)

xarvist:

robotlyra:

Stufful evolves into Bewear out of pure spite, simply for the purposes of going “OKAY, HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING HUGGED WITHOUT PERMISSION, ASSHOLE?”