there was a golden age superman comic where someone called a hit out on clark kent, and so a sniper tried to shoot him while he was out having lunch with lois
except he’s fucking superman so the bullets just fell off his chest into his lunch and clark just had to pretend nothing happened and hope lois wouldn’t notice that someone just fucking shot him
the hitman thinks maybe he just missed and gets ready to shoot him again, but then he’s watching through the scope as clark starts to eat the fucking bullets to hide the fucking evidence, acting like everything is totally normal as he noshes down on lead
dude just packs his shit up and leaves town because reporters in this city eat bullets for lunch and he’s not fucking with that no way no how
what’s the most powerful attack you could possibly use against a bidoof? i’m guessing like….a level 100 perfect iv max special attack ev modest choice specs fully special attack boosted helping hand boosted attack forme deoxys using a critical hit focus blast against a level 1 0 hp and special defense iv 0 ev level 1 bidoof with a nature that decreases special defense and its special defense lowered as much as possible
well anyway i would dodge this attack and take out the attack forme deoxys in a way that’s really humiliating for it
Bidoof’s def is the same as its sp.d. so Mega Mewtwo X using Focus Punch should have the highest impact since its atk is base 190 over Deoxys-A’s base 180 and Mewtwo has STAB on its side. Assuming life orb and choice band are irrelevant since you could just manipulate rng on bidoof’s moody so it has -6 def and Mewtwo could just achieve +6 atk with something like Power Up Punch. Or just baton pass these stat changes in. People way over-estimate Deoxys-A. Focus Punch is also 150 damage whereas focus blast is only 120 and weighs in as the hardest hitting special attack fighting type move.
oh yeah you’re right i forgot the mega mewtwos each have an attack stat higher than deoxys’s attack stats and x gets stab and focus punch so yeah that’d be substantially more than an attack forme deoxys’s focus blast. well anyway i just kicked mega mewtwo x’s ass
For some of the boys out there who are feeling insecure about their bodies, I want you to look at some Olympic athletes:
Mo Farah, 10000m gold medal winner. He’s quite small and doesn’t have huge muscles. But he’s still a champion
Lasha Talakhadze, weightlifting gold medal winner. He’s not skinny; he clearly has body fat and a rounded face. But he’s still a champion
Kōhei Uchimura, gymnastics gold medal winner. He’s muscular, but is only 1.61m tall (5ft 3″). But he’s still a champion
So what I’m trying to say is that men and boys are often given expectations to be muscular, thin and tall - the diversity in male Olympics athletes shows that you absolutely do not need to be all/any of those things to be valid. You and your body are valid no matter what.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
