Silver Tongue
when u finally land a shot on that one enemy player who’s killed you twelve times already

cc-videos:

ididntknowaboutbarnes:

such-fun:

Sassy HYDRA agent

play this at my funeral

Person 1: How did you take down Captain America?

Person 2: [thick German accent] We shot him in the legs, because his shield is the size of a dinner plate, and he’s an idiot

phantomrose96:

“Steven Quartz Universe, you were named after the number of lions I own, which is seven, plus a ’t’ because Greg insisted”

certified-aids:

catterpillarbuttsqueeze:

drhu0806:

wrestlem4nia:

the-leader-in-red:

johncougar:

weirdvvolf:

lofticri3s:

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED

I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD

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As someone whose played instruments before this makes me ridiculously happy. 

@yellowpuff28

@unknown0robo

Homestuck Deaths Part 3: The One With the Actual Statistics

curlicuecal:

pointlesshomestuckstatistics:

There are 211 deaths of named characters in Homestuck, plus however many aradiabots and ghosts died.

The only characters who never die in any form are PM, Serenity, Casey, GCat (Ambiguous ending for sprites and ghosts notwithstanding), and possibly Squarewave, Sawtooth, Vodka Mutiny, and Li’l Seb. And Jane’s dad, depending on whether you consider him a version of John’s dad or not.

On average, each character dies about 2.37 times.

The main 22 players, however, die an average of  5.18 times each.

Also fun fact: 16 people get decapitated in Homestuck, and only 2 of them are Dirk. The other 14 are: Jack Noir (2), Hegemonic Brute (2), Diamonds Droog (1), Crowbar (1), Sawbuck (2), Black King (1), White King (1), Aimless Renegade (1), Violent J of ICP (1), Spidermom (1), and Hussiebot (1).

Dave is responsible for 5 of these.

[Part 1] [Part 2]

Some crappy graphs under the cut

Keep reading

“each character dies about 2.37 times.”

I love this comic. XDDD

jen-iii:
“ Literally said nothing and yet was the best part of the episode for me oh my go d
”

jen-iii:

Literally said nothing and yet was the best part of the episode for me oh my go d

deyogee:
“ smol depressed trans boy stuck in a videogame
”

deyogee:

smol depressed trans boy stuck in a videogame

Rick Astley (?) - Never Gonna Give You Up (but everyone is playing at slightly different tempos)

wulfriciceberg:

penn-name:

hyliandreso:

Kill me

is this what hell is like?

This is like a poorly coordinated middle school band trying to perform it…you can just SEE the loving but slightly cringing parents in the audience, forcing smiles

adurot:

@silver-tongues-blog

Also could have sworn I tagged this @nightguardmod when I posted it originally but apparently not.