Silver Tongue

UMMMMM YOUTUBE!? I AM PAYING $10 A MONTH SO THAT THIS KIND OF SHIT DOESN’T HAPPEN

chefhypno:
>Toon Liz as a highly ineffective siren who mainly uses her hypnotic singing abilities to get as far the fuck away from the ocean as possible and happily lives in a tank for the rest of her life
“Listen to my voice, captain”
“Yes, my mistress, anything you want”
“You… need to get me THE FUCK away from here”
“Yes, my mis-wait what?”
“There’s fucking mONSTERS DOWN THERE DUDE!”

Things That Would Make a Better President Than Donald Trump

better-than-trump:

Princess Azula

Yellow Diamond

silver-tongues-blog:

YOU ABSOLUTE PENIS! YOU HAVEN’T EVEN BEEN DOCUMENTED. AND YOU GIVE ME THIS SHIT!

CAUGHT YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

TEAM PLAYER MY ASS, YOU’RE A FUCKING MENACE WHO MOCKED ME AND SHIT.

enecoo:

imakuni:
dynacap:
He was so sick of people making fun of him that he got rid of the whole goomba thing completely
OH MY GOD YOU KNOW WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE

thatsthat24:

BOOYAH

Can someone draw black hermione because she would look fantastic.

tigerator:

ritavonbees:
tahtherednosedtrickster:
just-shower-thoughts:
The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.
rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss
rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. the moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable

karlos86:

You seem… to have…. a pokémon…

only1600kids:

Michael J. Fox wearing first pair of power-lacing Nike Air Mags releasing Spring 2016

This is extra cool because tying shoes can be difficult for someone with parkinsons like mike fox here and self tying shoes are practical for them.