Silver Tongue

earth2kamron:
“ I call this one, “walkin’ the dog!” ”

I call this one, “walkin’ the dog!”

Me in 2006: I’m still bitter about that
Me in 2016: I'm still salty about that
Me in 2026, probably: I'm still umami about that

paperseverywhere:

[HOPING INTENSIFIES]

um?? no offense but when will a monster kidnap me and have me be the first loving touch it ever received like, wtf,,,im right here??? hot hands!!! two of em!!! fulla love!!!!!!!!

maurice-dandi:

vagrancing:
its-supercar:
one day, hollywood will cast a reasonable, down-to-earth person to play the joker. just a normal guy with a sensible separation between his identities on and off the screen
“yeah, it’s a fun role. I really get to chew the scenery, which is not the kind of part that I normally do, so I enjoy the change of pace”, he opines, probably while holding a cute dog
#yeah mark hamill already exists friend
yep.

bellaxiao:

the realness

The Last Bastion (2016)

New discourse

sn0wbro:

pastarrie:
qwp:
pastarrie:
qwp:
pastarrie:
qwp:
Dr. Pepper is the best soda
misspelled coca cola
Coca cola is still high tier! Its not Dr. Pepper high though
coca cola is coming to your house to kick your ass right now
dr pepper is going to knockout coca cola with their bare hands
coca cola kills doctor pepper before they even realize whats happening
hey guys what’s going on in this thread

You’re all wrong. HEB has the best soda. Apple crisp soda. It’s only around during the fall.