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jwblogofrandomness:

dangergays:

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the-feminist-nerd:

dangergays:

chessys:

just found out yosemite isnt pronounced yo-sem-it-ee which is just dumb lets all do it my way instead

then how it it pronounced wtf

yoz-o-mite

you’ve gotta be shitting me

i’ll call it yo seh mitty until the day i die

LOONEY TUNES LIED TO ME!

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Originally posted by retrowar

leftist-daily-reminders:

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

carpe significat productionem - seize the means of production

Please go see Kubo!

tarunadragon:

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I do a lot of these whenever a non-CGI movie comes out. Yeah, I’m worried about Kubo underperforming. Look at Shaun the Sheep Movie from last year! If it underperformance just for not being CGI, what message does that send? That animated movies have to have X, Y and Z to be successful? That they’re a checklist? In 2012, after Pirates, Paranorman and Frankenweenie underperformed, Henry Selick’s project was put on hold.

It’s from LAIKA who did Coraline, Paranorman Boxtrolls. A solid line of films, and look at its rating on RT! I think some might just assume it’ll be successful and take it for granted.

Please spread the word–if you don’t reblog this, find another way to promote it. Note about movies you wanna support–the better it does on opening weekend, the longer it stays in theaters. Also on opening weekend, more of the ticket price goes to the studio, the theater gets more if you see it later in its run.

Rose Quartz: *rolling through the door frantically trying to control a lion* THE DESERT IS FULL OF FREE CATS.
elasticitymudflap:
“ ok i know this will probably be played off as ‘buddy had no idea how to describe a warp pad and steven and connie probably didn’t pick up on that fact and just imagined it like this’ but i rEALLY WANT TO BELIEVE GARNET AND PEARL...

elasticitymudflap:

ok i know this will probably be played off as ‘buddy had no idea how to describe a warp pad and steven and connie probably didn’t pick up on that fact and just imagined it like this’ but i rEALLY WANT TO BELIEVE GARNET AND PEARL ACTUALLY SPED OFF ON THIS AWFUL DR.SUESS-ESQUE PENNY-FARTHING BICYCLE THE IDEA THAT GARNET ACTUALLY DROVE THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME

booknerdjenny:

izzytheheartbrekker:

smurflewis:

phonotactless:

i read a really bad book today

Is this real? It’s like a car crash, it’s horrific but you can’t look away.

@immzies-adventures-through-books 

what book is this

can you imagine how awkward these scenes would be if they were in real life and how much of a tool this character would be? like, it’s one thing to just not have school spirit, but a character acting like they’re better than people because they “aren’t like other girls” is so fucking pretentious. It doesn’t make them better, it just makes them boring and generic.