I was standing in the ice cream aisle holding a six pack of beer and one of cider, and a couple bags of chips, trying to decide if I wanted to bring ice cream sandwiches or maybe some jerky for game night. I had just gotten off from my other job so I was wearing black slacks, a white dress shirt and a black tie, with a very obvious pin showing where I worked.
I hear a slightly condescending “Excuuuse me.” from the side of me. Looking over I see a slightly overweight middle aged woman with one of those ‘I’d like to speak to your manager haircuts’.
I step back a few steps to let her pass and go back to my internal debate. After a few seconds she hasn’t moved and I hear the most obnoxious, entitled, “HELLLOOOOOOOOO, Earth to jackass!!!”
I look at her and she says with extreme impatience dripping with venom, “The lines are way too fucking long, you need to ring me up, I know you’ve got a free register in the back somewhere. I have things to do, ring me up NOW!”
I don’t work here, but you know what, I worked retail technical support at the time and I had a really shitty day, dealing with people exactly like her… “Oh, I’m so SO sorry ma'am, I thought you were just trying to get by.” Reaches into cabinet and grabs a thing of mint skinny cow ice cream sandwiches(Not on a diet, but those things are damn good.)
Let me just get these ice cream sandwiches to the disabled lady up front waiting for me and I’ll ring up you up over there in the home & decor section.“ Points to farthest corner of the store where no reps go and no registers are “Again I’m so sorry, I will even hand these return items off to another associate to put away and I will be RIGHT over!”
“Well, fine. Please be quick, I have shit to do you know.” and she walks away.
I took my items up front to check out, waited all of 3 minutes in line and then went on my merry way. It’s amazing that some people just assume a random bystander is the person that can help them and then treats them like shit without even knowing who they are. Fuck that lady and people like her.
As a former retail employee, I want to buy this guy a beer.
Ganymede is such a good friend to Bastion (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ even when no one else likes him
Courier: I got shot in the head, basically came back from the dead, interacted with the most dangerous, isolated tribe in the Mojave, and singlehandedly won the Second Battle of Hoover Dam.
Sole Survivor: I was cryogenically frozen for two hundred years, came back hunting down the man who kidnapped my son with a vengeance, and forever changed the fate of the world, while building up lasting settlements along the way.
Lone Wanderer: Fuck, man. I'm just tryna find my dad.
The inventor of Donkey Kong,
Super Mario Brothers, and The
Legend of Zelda isn’t allowed
to walk or ride his bicycle to
work. Shigeru Miyamoto is so
important to Nintendo that they
insist he ride in a car to protect
their investment in him. Source
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
