Silver Tongue
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“ they are a witch’s two familars and have never gotten along, but one day the witch disappears and so they must go on a cross-country search in order to bring her home. along the way, the cat learns to loosen up while the crow gains...

animestump:

they are a witch’s two familars and have never gotten along, but one day the witch disappears and so they must go on a cross-country search in order to bring her home. along the way, the cat learns to loosen up while the crow gains worldly experience, and they both become better friends

I would watch the shit out of this movie

tumbler-side-of-science:

thatweirdscienceguy:

silver-tongues-blog:

Why can’t we just load ozone into planes and basically crop dust the sky?

Ozone is heavier than air, so it would just cover the ground and poison a lot of people. The reason the ozone layer doesn’t fall down is that the ozone in the ozone layer is actually constantly being destroyed and formed anew from oxygen under ultraviolet sunlight. At lower altitudes there’s not enough ultraviolet light to produce enough ozone to match the rate at which it would be destroyed again.

also, ozone concentration is highest in the upper stratosphere, which is over 150,000 feet in altitude, whereas most commercial airplanes fly at about 35,000 to 40,000 feet

Thank you science side.

mx-bones:

mx-bones:

Hail Norman as the new courier/ruler of the Mojave Wasteland who runs it with an iron fist but is feared because of all the settlements he has run out of the place or slaughtered, managed to talk the leader of an entire army out of war and asked his robot friend to throw another guy off of the dam

also he ate over hundreds of people but thats a different story

well it’s a kill or be killed world out there.

chasetheskeleton:

All Derp Crew reactions to the legendary “BREACH” in DerpCraft 2014

( x x x x x )

akamine-chan:

bittie752:

scientificphilosopher:

Sure, the universe is a vast, lonely, and scary abyss—but there are also baby animals, so who cares!

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I’ll take them all.

I actually inhaled sharply when I saw the bb!skunk.

adurot:

tparadox:

bemusedlybespectacled:

darkrainbow13:

George Takei was so excited to do this shirtless episode. He spent all his free time doing push-ups for a week before they shot this.

they were going to give him a katana and have him be a samurai, but he didn’t want to be stereotypical, so he told the execs that he could fence and they wrote in references to the three musketeers instead

he could not, in fact, fence

he spent the weekend before shooting learning how

He has described leaving that meeting where he told them he could fence and going directly to a phone book to find an instructor.

Loved the reference to it in the movie reboot.

prokopetz:

stumblngrumbl:

prokopetz:

amalgarn:

radicaltrains:

radicaltrains:

the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore

who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”

at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it

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*stands majestically in a bucket*

ok but notice the trail of buckets behind him meaning he walked from the ocean through three other buckets of water before he got into the one hes standing in

It’s even funnier when you consider how he must have figured all this out in the first place.

Some folks are asking “well, if he can avoid the no-dry-land curse simply by standing in a bucket, doesn’t that ruin his whole motivation?”, but he’s not on dry land here.

The parley takes place on a sandbar - which, for the unfamiliar, is a temporary “island” of sand deposited by breaking waves, unconnected with the shore, that spends most of its time submerged, being exposed only at low tide.

What Jones is doing here is rules-lawyering his curse. Can you imagine the trial and error he must have gone through in order to determine that this would actually work?

“Okay, do islands count as dry land? How about parts of the shore below the high tide mark? Reefs? Shoals? What if I stand in a pool of water on a shoal? Does it have to be seawater, or will any water do? Does it have to be a natural tidepool, or can it be something artificial, like a bucket?”

What I am saying is that there must have been a process.

Pretty sure that this implies that the reverse - a bucket of sand, floating on the water (big bucket with just a bit of sand), would qualify as dry land. That’s absurd, so I’m pretty sure that his lawyer pulled a fast one over the curse governor.

It may be absurd, but the text of the film bears it out. Davy Jones can sense the presence of his heart while it’s at sea, but not while it’s on land (indeed, that’s why he buried it on land in the first place: to break his connection with it) - yet placing the heart in a simple jar of dirt conceals it from Jones’ awareness just as surely as burial on land does, even if the jar is on a boat at the time. Suitably prepared vessels filled with dirt absolutely count as dry land for the purpose of Jones’ curse.

Then the reverse should also be true. If he buried it in a jar of water, no matter how far inland it is, he would be able to sense it. So by this logic, any container of seawater counts as not dry land, ergo, the bucket is a perfectly viable loophole.

adurot:
“ silver-tongues-blog:
“ adurot:
“ Well I’m glad Someone appreciates it.
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what game is that?
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Viridi on the iPhone. Don’t know that id really call it s game though. Just like, a houseplant simulator.
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Found it. it is viridi

adurot:

silver-tongues-blog:

adurot:

Well I’m glad Someone appreciates it.

what game is that?

Viridi on the iPhone. Don’t know that id really call it s game though. Just like, a houseplant simulator.

Found it. it is viridi

akitchenwitch:

shpider-synthpop:

retrocatte:

shpider-synthpop:

Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckin’ guy

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ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY

i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa 

thesleepyboy:

gregsgf:

blowjobs are like half voring someone’s dick

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