Well yeah, he met his ex wife when she was taking a stance against droid armies and his daughter used military strategies to elude him for many years. Vader knows not to underestimate the power of women.
Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.
“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”
Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.
No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.
A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.
Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.
Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.
“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”
BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.
“But that’s not good enough!”
NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.
Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.
So according to the bible god is everywhere. So are he inside us aswell? Are we having sex with god all life long? beside if god is everywhere then he is inside a lot of people... Biggest gangbang ever.
Is that a fucking bear??? I never really believed bears could run fast. Jesus Christmas.
Holy shit, its like terminator bear
Fun fact, a sprinting bear can run as fast as a galloping horse. Now if they replaced all the horses in the Kentucky Derby with bears, things would get a lot more interesting.
Per some Physiologists in Japan, the top human speed may be enough to outrun a bear, it’s just there’s a technique and specific training to optimize the twitch muscles involved and no one has figured that out yet. http://www.livescience.com/8039-humans-run-40-mph-theory.html
Vaguely unrelated note, the silly-looking ‘Naruto run’ is better for your feet and closer to the ideal run technique than standard running- the human foot is meant to hit the ground ball-first, not heel-first like you do when you are used to running with shoes on. If you hit the ground ball-first, ground contact time is minimized, increasing forward velocity.
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BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS
