genderlich-deactivated20211204:

genderlich-deactivated20211204:

need to start carrying a megaphone around so I can say “j k Rowling, *megaphone screeches* THE FIGUREHEAD OF A HATE MOVEMENT,”

she’s not generically “icky” or “sucks” or “has bad opinions” she is the enthusiastic leader of a present day hate movement that wants the extermination of a minority. she’s not Orson Scott Card or H P Lovecraft or any vaguely bigoted author you can name–she’s exponentially worse because of the reach and scope of her power and ambition, and anyone who can’t acknowledge that first and foremost when talking about h*rry p*tter is no ally of mine no matter how much she can “eat your shorts”.

anistarrose:

how dare amphibia make a background joke this funny at the beginning of an episode that almost made me cry

rokelse:

rokelse:

i constantly think about how Maul tried to run Anakin over with his bike in the phantom menace and it never stops being funny to me he really said fuck this random ass kid

the most hysterical visual in the entire franchise

memewhore:

selezione-innaturale:

thewebcomicsreview:

If you’re not reading Nancy, you really should be. This is such a well put-together joke

I’m picturing Olivia Jaimes having a galaxy brain

dankmemeuniversity:

digitalhunk:

a-singular-canadian:

stormesandshowers:

tulpa777:

nutsacktorturer:

debkorvelus:

I feel sorry for the old man, but it was stealing.  There is no apparently about it. Water is not free, it’s not a right to have it, and people pay must pay for it.  If a government gives a thing to you like utilities, its still not free because they take it from somewhere else, like in taxes.  

my friend visiting my house: hey i’m thirsty can i get a glass of water

me:

Nestle isn’t gonna fuck you

Also water IS a human right, it’s classified as one by the UN the only country that really disagrees with this is the United States

still amazed at how someone read “i let my neighbor use some of our water” and they said “that is theft actually”….. i pray y’all don’t reproduce

phase-shatter:

weirdqueernerd:

renegademimi:

throckmorton2018:

funny-tik-toks:

True himbo representation

i need to make it clear in case people don’t know this - this man is a straight up actual practicing Doctor

He what?

DR HIMBO???

vivienvalentino:

MATTHEW LILLARD
Senseless, 1998