I’m so sorry, but this just looks like a rip from a rap video.
I’m fucking sobbing. Aragorn looks like he’s fighting off a bee before he swoops in to tackle someone. Legolas punching the air like he’s celebrating too early. The dude who’s creeping after Gimli like he’s gonna be an easy target and Gimli charging like a battering ram to crush his kneecaps. Gandalf serenely ignoring all this.
Apparently John Rhys-Davies aka Gimli did not fuck around with that poncy “not hitting the stunt men” shite..so that poor bastard probably did get speared by an armoured dwarf…
i would choose both of them so they could lift two 10-ton trucks and hurl them at me at the same time so that i become sandwiched between them, killing me instantly
THe one on the left is for show and is basically made of glass. The one on the right is more sturdy and can is built to fight bears. I would rather be the right one.
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*Yellow Diamond’s ship lands in the middle of Beach City*
Crystal Gems: *pull out their weapons* Everybody stay back!
Mayor Dewey: Let me through! This is a “take me to your leader” sitatuation isn’t this?
Pearl: Wha?
*Yellow Diamond walks out with her Pearl*
Yellow Diamond: Who is this foolish human?
Mayor Dewey: I am… ehem… I am William Dewey VII, and as the leader of this little piece of Earth, I am here to give you this. *he hands YD a bunch of papers*
Yellow Pearl: What is this?
Mayor Dewey: Parking tickets. For 30 offenses of double parking. I mean, c’mon, your ship is huge!
*Yellow Diamond makes the face* (you know the one)
Yellow Pearl: My Diamond, this human is insulting you? What shall we do?
Mayor Dewey: “My diamond?”, what are you, her slave? You can’t do that! This is America. You’re on American soil, you can’t just own slaves here!
Yellow Pearl: You can’t?
Mayor Dewey: Noooo! My great-great grandpappy didn’t single-handedly win the battle of Beach City just so a bunch of magic ladies could come waltzing to America and bring back slavery.
Yellow Pearl: Well, you heard the human. I’m out of here! *Yellow Pearl gets off the ship and flips YD off on her way down*
Yellow Pearl: Where can a gem have a vacation around here?
Mayor Dewey: Here, I’ll show you!
Mayor Dewey: And don’t forget about the tickets, big piss-colored lady!
*Yellow Pearl and Mayor Dewey walk away hand in hand*
Yellow Diamond: What the hell just happened?!
Garnet: *wipes tear* democracy… *Star Spangled Banner plays in the background*
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
