Silver Tongue

mr-elementle:

mr-elementle:

broternia:

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like 

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul 

A Human soul is worth $660,326.82 according to “The devil went down to Georgia” where the Devil offers a fiddle of gold as an equal bet against a soul.

assuming a fiddle weighs about 450 grams and is primarily made out of spruce and maple. The density of spruce is 0.43 g/cm3, and the density of maple is 0.6 g/cm3. As an estimation, we’ll just average these and suppose that the average density of the material of a violin is 0.515g/cm3. so If the Fiddle weighs 450 g and has a density of 0.515 g/cm3, that means that the volume of the wood of the Fiddle is 873.8 cm3. Our hypothetical golden prize had gold in lieu of wood. So 873.8 cm3 of gold weighs 16.9 kg — almost forty pounds! — or 543.3 troy ounces. 

Since the selling price of gold today is $1215.40 per ounce that gives us our value, but as for cupcakes it’s a little harder, most cupcakes sell for $2.50 to $4.00 at a bake shop, so let’s average that to $3.25, some simple division and we get our answer

Pedro can buy 203,177 cupcakes and have $1.56 left over.

when the fuck did i do this? i have no memory of this

so you’re saying if me and my one of my friends sell our souls for money, we can buy a decent house, a car and some pets and live happily? Where the fuck do I sell my soul?

lowoncliches:

bankuei:

meagan-hood:

kyidyl:

why-bless-your-heart:

HOSPITALS. ARE. ALREADY. REQUIRED. UNDER. LAW. TO. PROVIDE. LIFE. SAVING. EMERGENCY. CARE. REGARDLESS. OF. ABILITY. TO. PAY. OR. EVEN. CITIZENSHIP.

Stop acting like Americans have no access to emergency healthcare unless we socialize medicine.

IF. YOU. GO. AND. CAN’T. PAY. YOU’RE. STILL. THOUSANDS. IN. DEBT. THIS. IS. NOT. ACCESS.

This hospital in my city just threw out a homeless man

The hospital which took me in after I collapsed from the fist sized tumor over my heart, released me after refusing to diagnose it as cancer, which would have forced them to give me some kind of treatment. The doctor at the county hospital which took me in looked at their tests and said, “this is CLEARLY cancer, why didn’t they diagnose it? We can’t let you leave.”

Hospitals find ways when they want to, to avoid helping people when they want to.

“Oh that’s illegal, you should sue” “ with what money and how will I get the time and energy when I’m busy recovering from chemo?”

People who can’t afford treatment also can’t afford to protect their rights.

Absolutely this: “People who can’t afford treatment also can’t afford to protect their rights.”

Callout post

kilalabunnies:

@silver-tongues-blog has a smely butt :U

u lie, I just took a shower four week ago!

memeufacturing:
“ man *waking up from 12 year coma*: excuse me…. Doctor… ive been asleep for so long….. can you please…. bring me a newspaper… so i can better understand the current world…
doctor: no i absolutely fucking cannot do that
”

memeufacturing:

man *waking up from 12 year coma*: excuse me…. Doctor… ive been asleep for so long….. can you please…. bring me a newspaper… so i can better understand the current world… 
doctor: no i absolutely fucking cannot do that 

neoperks:

Can’t wait for the Sun and Moon anime episode where the crew comes across a mimikyu and Ash’s dumb ass actually thinks it’s a pikachu and pikachu looks at his trainer and realizes after this many years that he made a mistake

cat-pun:
“ did a screencap redraw because of course
speedpaint:
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cat-pun:

did a screencap redraw because of course

speedpaint:

southpauz:

True Story

So I am absolutely unable to tell when people are flirting with me or if they like me probably because of my cripplingly low self-esteem hahaha

So when I was 17 I was at a basketball tournament and this dude and his squad called me over after I finished my game and this dude asked me for my number

and I was all ‘????’ and then I was like ‘oH he’s asking for my basketball number!’ keep in mind we usually have our jersey numbers on the front of our uniforms too but for some reason this one didn’t so I was like ‘oh I’ll turn around and show him’

I didn’t even realize how savage me turning my back on him, showing him my jersey number, and immediately walking away would be

His bros were laughing so hard at him

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TBH I didn’t even know what I did until I walked back to my mom

who saw everything 

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thatonegojimun:

once upon the time during the like 2 days i got back into homestuck i drew some kids. for like months i kept telling myself i’d draw the rest of them but it never happened so here take these two i guess

they’re outdated but still kinda cute

4 word horror story

mitochondrionion:

jontronshat:

pajama-zam:

jontronshat:

imhangingwhataboutyou:

jontronshat:

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

this dick

It’s not even 4 words???

this whole post is a ride