invisibleblackunicorn:

crankyskirt:

thewomanofkleenex:

chicken-snack:

knownpleasurre:

she who must be obeyed

sweatshirt dom

During the first season or two of Roseanne, Roseanne Barr was treated horribly by the producers, who wanted to get rid of her, even though she was the creative genius behind the show, which was based entirely on characters she had developed. She went with “success is the best revenge,” working extra hard to make sure the show hit the #1 spot, knowing at that point she could seize creative control. She hung out with the crew and supportive castmembers (including John Goodman, who flat refused to do the show without her), and put a list on her door. That list had the name of every single person who worked on the show. When they pissed her off, she’d cross off their name in red. Everyone in red was to be fired the second she was in charge. She took this policy from Machiavelli, and she made good on it. Her first move was to fire everyone who had tried to shut her down. She also promoted a number of women writers and fired a number of men writers for being sexist. So, this shirt is no lie.

*takes notes*

welp

Life goals

acesentialsketches:

I’d probably do it. I mean hell I draw myself as Penny enough times.

The Pon-E drug would just be bringing everything to its natural extreme conclusion :U

Ace, rendered as Pone, now Penny.

I would take it too.

berserk-al:

jameshoppy:

silver-tongues-blog:

askclaylex:

silver-tongues-blog:

Sans or Sephiroth?

Thats a tough one.

Considering you got a small skeleton with gravity powers with high ass durablilty vs a guy who was once human and became sort of a demi god.

Well sans doesn’t attack physically, his attacks directly hit the souls, which in sephiroths case, would be the life stream.

But who’s more determined?

Well, Sans is immune to Supernova and Heartless Angel, as one divides the target’s current health by 16, and the other turns the target’s health to 1. Sans, having 1 HP, won’t be affected by either. I don’t know if he could avoid the other attacks.

Well, While sans has only 1 HP cap, he also sleeps a shit ton and raises his health above the max damage of 9999999 and survives the hit. His HP would still technically have only 1 HP though so the fractional attacks wouldn’t effect him. Sephiroth would need to use a good meelee attack

micdotcom:

Watch: In another clip, Sanders explains the real reason he got into politics.

Somebody please put this precious cinnamon bun in office

aegontargaryen:

captainsnoop:

dunked on softly

the-orator:

Ha, this time I got YOU! 

Now you’re ͓̞̠͛́ͅs̜̙͖̬͖̮̼ͤͩ̌́͗͗̀m̜͕̃͞ì̜̼͂͌ͣͪl̤̻̗͆ͧ̀ͅi̫̣̠̙ͪ̋̓͡n̄ͮ̀ͭ̀͌g̡͎̯ͩͥ for noooo reason! Hee hee hee!

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I had the urge to try my hand at portraying one of my favorite moments from the No Mercy Run, and BOY do you not truly realize how much you need to learn and improve at until you draw comics 

natouu-love:

… and atoms literally make up everything

ctrlaltbands:

obviously-bored:

barryiris:

jeanpaulfarte:

in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t it be fun if they just. couldn’t do that?

i want a story where humans encounter an alien who frustrates them because they don’t know enough to tell them anything concrete

like humans will ask “tell us about politics in your planet!” and the alien’s all “uh… hold on it’s been a while since i took gov. um….”

“what sorts of plants grow on your planet?”

“i dunno i grew up in the suburbs. they’re like… purple? idk what you want me to say”

“tell us about the culture on your planet!”

“do you have any idea how many fucking countries are back home, i don’t even know where to begin”

“your planet is obviously much more scientifically and technologically advanced than ours. is it possible for you to enlighten us on certain matters concerning space travel, or would that be a form of interference you must avoid?”

“naw it’s cool, it’s just that, um, i’m a philosophy major”

OOH OOH AND

“take me to your leader” 

“…we have like hundreds of leaders like which one? my country’s leader? another country’s leader? the director of our space program? my country’s military leader? my mom??”

my mom

@glumshoe

devilsduality:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undine

Undines/ondines are “a category of elemental beings associated with water, first named in the alchemical writings of Paracelsus.” They cover a variety of water-based creatures, including mermaids.

They are generally known as being water nymphs who often live in waterfalls and tend to resemble humans, but lack a human soul. Sound familiar?

Furthermore, because undines lack human souls, they are mortal. If they find true love, however, they can shorten their lives in the mortal world to gain an eternal immortal life. In other words…

…undines become undying through the power of love.

Too bad alphys survives your massacre and doesn’t meat her in the afterlife