Silver Tongue

hxgrl:

cator99:

god-sword:

airsignz:

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A few years ago a Facebook thread showed up on my feed that was like “cryptically admit your darkest secret!” and so i went through the comments and some old dude made a comment that gave me massive creep vibes so I went through his online social media presence, eventually found his ancient myspace which was linked to a deviantart account that led to another random skeevy art website he was on where he was drawing nothing but ruby gloom cartoon porn so I went back to the Facebook thread and posted a screenshot of the account under his comment. He lost his shit and when I asked if the ruby gloom fixation was why his ex wife left him he blocked me.

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utopians:

breaking bad is the funniest show on earth like. culturally. every single episode description is like “as his impending divorce looms closer, walter misses the birth of his child to sell meth” and ten thousand reddit men in 2011 collectively decided they Wanted To Be Him

turning-gears:

zonestar:

xtec:

catboytherapy:

arktic-blocks:

xtec:

xtec:

*rolls you a square blunt in minecraft*

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I’m gonna roll your head if you keep asking questions you fuckin square

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:)

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(:

okay what the fuck

There is so much beauty in the world.

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turing-tested:

being trans is giving your friends HRT without medical supervision

*illegally downloads E*

gayspock:

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CHIKORITA CHUESDAY IS NOT AT ALL LIABLE FOR YOUR PHONE CRASHING. IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE CHIKORITA CHUESDAY, THAT’S ON YOU BABES.

hotvampireadjacent:

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this is still so funny

intermundia:

That Scene except Obi-Wan forgot to silence his datapad

chickpeamcb:
“chickpeamcb:
“he is there inside your mind, is the thing
”
I don’t usually throw people’s tags into the spotlight but you… you understand me
”

chickpeamcb:

chickpeamcb:

he is there inside your mind, is the thing

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I don’t usually throw people’s tags into the spotlight but you… you understand me