Silver Tongue

mto-art:

Whenever I hear about starting commission artist being fucking hurdled into underselling themselves by greedy and manipulative fucking customers I just..

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To all starting commission artists. Here’s some tips.

1- Figure out what the minimum wage is for your country, your country doesnt have one? 10 euros per hour. (convert to other currency for different countries)
Time yourself drawing something, get a feel of how long it takes you to draw something. You never have to ask for less than the minimum wage.

If you put hours of work into something someone requested you have every right to get paid for said thing.

2-  Give your customer a clear cut amount of edits you will do. Sometimes a customer would like to see changes to the sketches or pose idea. To keep you from getting told to change your sketch 6000 times by someone who’ll never be satisfied give them a limit.
Personally I go by 3 edits per commission.

3-  your customers a deadline. Or a general idea of how long the commission will take you. This will give you time to work and your customer a realistic time to wait.

4- Do not accept jobs you can’t fulfill. Start building your artistic credit by clearly stating your limits. Nobody likes it when an artist is reaching far beyond their skill limit. Take your time to build up to that goal and when you’re there other customers will appear.

Then, if you have any questions regarding how to set up your commissions  look at artists who take commissions. What do they do? How do they work? What is different about what they do compared to what you do.

You are an artist working to create someone else’s idea but this doesn’t mean you are forced to do so for near nothing.
They do not grant you payment, they are paying for your art.

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bridmpreg:

kissus

kiokushitaka:
“ nijuukoo:
“ breaking-banjos:
“ gician:
“ justalifelongphase:
“ officialarmatoloi:
“ critical-perspective:
“ tunte:
“ Why
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This is demonstrating why you absolutely do not pour water on a grease fire.
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holy shit
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Okaaaay. If any of...

kiokushitaka:

nijuukoo:

breaking-banjos:

gician:

justalifelongphase:

officialarmatoloi:

critical-perspective:

tunte:

Why

This is demonstrating why you absolutely do not pour water on a grease fire.

holy shit

Okaaaay. If any of you actually have a grease fire in the kitchen put the lid on the pan. It will suffocate the flames. Don’t pour water on it, and don’t freak out. Cook safely!

Or throw flour on it to smother it.

/quick safety announcement

NO, DO NOT USE FLOUR, DO NOT USE FLOUR TO SMOTHER A FIRE.

YOU HAVE TO USE BAKING SODA.

Throwing flour into a fire can cause it to combust and make the fire worse because FLOUR/SUGAR IS FLAMMABLE. One cup of flour into a grease fire can have the explosive force of dynamite.

The reason you use baking soda is that it releases carbon dioxide when heated, and CO2 is a fire suppressant.

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laurajanegay:
“ sinbadism:
“ sinbadism:
“ [Anonymous bbs poster: “The real beef I got with all this conspiracy shit you know man is that we all have to get along but you wonder who isn’t and its all like where do the not getters go gettem and you...

laurajanegay:

sinbadism:

sinbadism:

[Anonymous bbs poster: “The real beef I got with all this conspiracy shit you know man is that we all have to get along but you wonder who isn’t and its all like where do the not getters go gettem and you look on the tv and you see the faces embraces the hatreds. I found this bug spray that gives me the intoxicating euphoria i love most”]

also somebody please photoshop this onto a picture of charlie kelly bc @laurajanegay was right. he wrote this.

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ene-chan-desu:

platanerx:

micdotcom:

Watch: Chinese swimmer Fu Yuanhui had no idea she won a Bronze medal

me when i do something right and thought i fucked up

Yeah! She’s actually very nearsighted so when she looks at the board she can only see the flags! Since she and a swimmer from Canada tied for 3rd but Canada is above China alphabetically, she saw her flag in the fourth place slot and assumed that she didn’t make it.

courier 6 is basically florida man

chefpyro:

  • Nevada Man survives two bullets, beds the shooter
  • Nevada Man doesn’t know what fish are
  • Nevada Man fights army of roman empire cosplayers
  • Nevada Man sends zombies into space
  • Nevada Man fights giant mantises to the death in an arena
  • Nevada Man gets his brains scooped out, doesn’t die
  • Nevada Man gets fisted by robot prostitute
  • Nevada Man hates Johnny Guitar
  • Nevada Man serves faithful companion as dinner
  • Nevada Man gets mistaken for grandchild by giant blue lady
  • Nevada Man wishes he had spurs that jingle jangle jingle
  • Nevada Man kills the president, walks away wearing pajamas
  • Nevada Man gets his shit wrecked by giant wasps
  • Nevada Man breaks world record sarsaparilla soda consumed/minute
  • Nevada Man murders person(s) for their cool outfit
  • Nevada Man sells his house doctor into slavery
  • Nevada Man has no idea how to play card game
  • Nevada Man kicked out of casino for being too lucky
  • Nevada Man debates philosophy in front of nuke
  • Nevada Man says fuck you, attacks with robot army
jillian–holtz:
“ Let’s talk about this scene in Ghostbusters…
So at first glance this is just some maths/physics gobbledegook on a whiteboard that looks cool but then you look closer…
See it yet?
HOW ABOUT NOW?
It says...

jillian–holtz:

Let’s talk about this scene in Ghostbusters…                                                   

So at first glance this is just some maths/physics gobbledegook on a whiteboard that looks cool but then you look closer…

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See it yet?

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HOW ABOUT NOW? 

It says [Pa/RA(NO+RM)alS+UD1ies/Lab]com

AND IF YOU PUT THAT INTO YOUR REGULAR OL’ GOOGLE:

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SOME SORT OF OFFICIAL GHOSTBUSTERS WEBSITE THING I KID YOU NOT.

Here’s the link of you’re a lazy fucker: http://www.paranormalstudieslab.com/#/

(Also those calculations were apparently examined by some dudes at MIT so something in there is legit IDK)

People: Animation isn't just for kids, it's a medium that can tell stories for all ages
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karymarang:

batneko:

theunvanquishedzims:

curlicuecal:

D: [watching One Punch Man:] Ate too many crabs and became a crab monster, built too many cars and became a car monster… do you ever wonder if maybe Saitama trained too much to be a hero and become a hero monster?

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No that’s… that’s literally it.

That’s how things work in OPM universe.

Not a joke.

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Originally posted by georgetakei