princessfailureee:

this is a concept that needs to truly be executed on this website.

historyandmemes:

Historically accurate, yet hilarious memes… what more could you want from us? 

tastefullyoffensive:

(via Juhmil)

qbnaith:

atomictiki:

jasoncanty01:

atomictiki:

duchess-of-aquitaine:

realityofroyals:

minimiddletons:

thosedarnwindsors:

morepopcornplease:

aletolover:

wolf-peaches:

deutschemark:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

(x)

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

OMG IT’S BACK!

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

U don’t fuck with the Queen

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

chefpyro:

not-the-conversation-starter:

chefpyro:

not-the-conversation-starter:

chefpyro:

everyone’s watched more anime than me

He literally eats people too.

dbz created vore fetishists

He turns them into regular food first.

dbz created body horror + vore fetishists

He’s made of slime

theleftnippleofarcher:

absolutely terrifying

chefpyro:

So I was reading this post about the temple fusion possibly being the thing that took down Pink Diamond and I–

“Who cares about her shield? Her huge sword is what I remember.”

(meanwhile, three seasons ago)

I don’t know about you, but THAT’S the kind of sword I’d use to shatter a diamond.

EDIT: MAYBE THAT’S WHY FUSIONS ARE SEEN AS NOTHING BUT WAR MACHINES? BECAUSE A FUSION SHATTERED PINK DIAMOND?

sonypraystation:

me, seconds after coming out to my wife as a furry: *notices divorce papers* OwO, what’s this~? :3

chefpyro:

cupcakewarp:

qperidot:

Not to get meta, but I don’t believe for a second that Rose Quartz shattered her Diamond.

Let’s just say Rose Quartz DID take it too far. Would she really have stooped to the level Homeworld did? She was no shining beacon of morality by any account - just look at what she did with Bismuth. But would she have done all that with Bismuth - poofing her and keeping her tucked away - only to turn around and shatter Pink Diamond? COULD she have?

No matter how strong Rose is, Diamonds are elite. They are fucking HUGE

So even if this is only a semi accurate representation, we know that they far surpass the height of a quartz soldier like Jasper or Rose herself. I don’t think Rose would’ve been able to handle a Diamond, one of the STRONGEST gems known - capable of cutting others no problem, on her own.

But judging by these reactions…

I know what might’ve been able to…

Oh shit

WAIT

“Who cares about her shield? Her huge sword is what I remember.”

(meanwhile, three seasons ago)

I don’t know about you, but that’s the kind of sword I’d use to shatter a diamond.