Silver Tongue

The Number Game

hoodjab:
originalinsuit:
MUTUALS ONLY: send me a number from 1-500 and I’ll tell you how I feel about you in a post without anyone knowing your identity.
Only mutuals pls 😛
I’ll try and answer them, but may fall asleep to be honest. Also, I will be honest so I’m warning you ahead of time.

Mutuals only

ngoziu:

ngoziu:
Aang Makes a Betrothal Necklace. (ln response to this post)
This has been floating around Tumblr for such a long time.

artsekey:

djsckatzen:
ain’t complaitin’ but
somebody had to say it
You can’t sexualize a calculator

Not with that attitude.

lifeisbechloe:

flabbergasties:
best-of-memes:
Chris Pratt

This looks like a serious like, 20/20 documentary with violin-music and dramatic re-enactments, and she’s, like, the scorned witness.

Just…look at the pain in her eyes.
@icanbeaduckhead

My friends(don't have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the 'best of tumblr' facebook page, tumblr is so funny
Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i've seen that one before lol 
Me (what I really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course  have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the  very base of the meme trickle down economy.

draconym:

I don’t think HP stands for Hit Points.

silver-tongues-blog:

About three and a half hours of work later, I have an all new respect for @thesweetadventuresofstrawberry because Berrys style is hard as fuck to do. Either way, have this squid garbage. I was originally going to do a thing but decided against it.

I am still super proud of this one

cockatielcutie:

You may have seen a post at some point claiming that Donald Trump has been disqualified from running for President. We need to clear this up though; Donald Trump isn’t actually disqualified from running for president and he is definitely still a threat.
From this article:
“The fact is what Donald Trump said yesterday disqualifies him from serving as president,” White House press secretary Josh Earnest said in Tuesday’s press briefing. For a White House administration to so heavily weigh in on an opposing party’s nominating contest is a highly unusual step.
Earnest noted first that every president must take an oath to “preserve, protect and defend” the U.S. Constitution, and thus, he said, Trump would not qualify.
Trump is not disqualified from the current running, and is an active, fascist threat to the presidency. Don’t fall into the trap of believing this is over.

So a customer told my manager I was a racist because I was multitasking between her and three other customers because my co-worker was already working with her and the customers in line hadn’t yet been acknowledged, never mind that one of them has been in here three times today for the same issue.

rosexknight:

So apparently by not focusing all my attention on her after telling my co-worker what he needed to do to get her taken care of and doing my job to make sure every customer is at least acknowledged and in the right place I’m a racist.
What the hell is WRONG with people?!

It’s called entitlement. If you’re not devoting every second to one one specific customer, then you’re obviously doing something wrong and are somehow racist

doctorsassysteinbutt:

dynacap:
I told my mom to google image anthro planes
#why do this to the person who gave you life

@youobviouslyloveoctavia