setheverman:

when you’re the piano player in the wild west when harry potter is being shown at the movie theater

breastforce:

breastforce:

i can’t believe cartoon network exists within the steven universe canon

i can’t believe nicki minaj exists within the steven universe canon

It’s not that surprising. Estelle exists in the SU canon

blacktiepearl:

pearlitariat:

i like that the conflict of this episode is “pearl and garnet love amethyst and steven so much that they go too overboard supporting them”

#sardonyx is like the barb of fusions

rasec-wizzlbang:

vedajuno:

This is getting uncomfortably meta

the “she’s not actually in this episode, do we still have to pay her” question really made it

The only way it could have been more meta is if she showed some footage from the next episode and then said “wait, forget you saw that”

since-the-900s:

HELP PEARL 

carriebongstein:

cuntanadien:

Is she ok?

yeah but she died 

mx-bones:

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FLAMETHROWER FROM

Jesus can turn water into wine, vault jesus can turn guns into flamethrowers

this-strange–world:

Why do so many people think that birth control is just used to stop pregnancies? It’s used for so many other things. People with endometriosis take it to control their symptoms. People with really horrible periods have to take it. There are some people who have to take it or else they’ll get really sick. So don’t you dare tell me that birth control is a fucking choice and not used to treat a medical condition.

thebluestrokes:

“And welcome back!”

“Don’t those cartoon characters make you wanna BUY those products?”

“I sure hope so or else I’ll be off air!”

[hearty laughs]

rapicho:

ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun