courtesycalling:

alexandriansight:

paperairplanes-openwindow:

alexandriansight:

Headcanon that if Chell returned to Aperture she’d (eventually) get a computer for her room so she can research Aperture’s database for things like ‘how to bake bread’

And, knowing that GLaDOS can see everything she does on the computer, she would purposefully input searches that would agitate her such as:

• my roommate is annoying 
  
• what to do when homicidal AI no longer wants to kill you
• i think my roommate is in love with me
• i love birds
• how to fry a potato
• annoying roommate won’t stop talking
• Gay Lifeform and Disk Operating System

She’d also probably spend countless hours playing solitaire or minesweep just to annoy her (”Wasting time playing computer games is NOT science!”)

@courtesycalling

@courtesycalling That’s brilliant also consider this:

Chell changing the background wallpaper to a shitty photoshop or ms paint drawing of a bird pecking a potato

GLaDOS getting petty revenge by constantly wiping the memory of Chell’s computer as well as getting rid of any progress she’s made in her games

More searches:

• annoying roommate just tried to kill me even though we talked about this
  
• bird-hating roommate has pet birds??
• my potato garden disappeared
• srsly GLaDOS i need those to eat
• how to know if a robot is flirting 
• how to put annoying roommate back in potato body
• If a homicidal AI is gay for me then can i call her ‘homocidal’
• Gay Lesbian and Disk Operating System

chell’s searches slowly start including the word “linux” more and more frequently

spurkeht:

i had to pause today’s episode just to draw this

megamadridista4life:

Has your birthstone appeared on Steven Universe yet?

iamnotademigodkiller:

Reblog and write:

1)Your sun sign (zodiac sign, the one everyone knows even if they don’t like astrology)
2)The SU character you relate or acts like you the most
3)Your favorite SU character

You can choose the same character In 2 and 3. EVERY character counts

stevenuniversegifs:

WAIT!! EXPLAIN EVERYTHING!!!

kryallaorchid:

meumixleijayjay:

kryallaorchid:

meumixleijayjay:

arcademaven:

thegreatersea:

karkatzi:

tooquirkytolose:

television-for-dinner:

phantomflame03:

sappho-official:

bubblegum-mom:

yiffmaster:

homerlaw:

This post generator is surprisingly coherent 

“the difference between crows and ravens is that crows romanticize sin”

all right pack it up folks, we can’t compete with factory-produced posts of this quality

i only know how to bask in a torrential downpour of homosexuality

“dont be sad! youre a small leaf and its ok to want to savor the rapturous caress of this loathsome flesh suit”
All it needs is an UwU at the end and it’s perfect

I’m horrible. I’m terrible. I worship girls

“i dont have any friends because i purchase video games.”

I mean…

im tired of people thinking that i support superwholock. i am against superwholock. i want to only eat a spicy meatball

tbh same

watch as i trust heterosexuals

im literally screaming right now

(reclining in an antique armchair and sipping a thick black liquid from a wine glass) ah. i suppose its time to admire 5000 crickets
this is #aesthetic, honestly

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“(sighing sadly) i declare war against friendship”

I refuse to believe these aren’t real posts by real people. The computers are becoming to smart. It’s iRobot all over again!

“this is a warning: do not draw a cranky owl” 

o7

I’ll get right on not doing that. 

YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

CRANKY OWL!

im trapped in a babies r us right now which is substantially worse than a toys r us. i havent seen daylight for months and i cannot escape. please rescue me from baby hell so i can once again fear furries

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“I’ll make you moan, over”

“bend over”
“bend what? over”