OH. it’s kinda rude to compare one persons OC to another.

That’s probably not such a good idea since there’s already a red coated, brown maned, green eyes pony named pun.

I am the deerest of queens

stormbornwitch:

hans-ecstasy-emporium:

jjarichardson:

nicstoirm:

sexhaver:

what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and shit like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it’s some pretty heavy stuff”

I laugh so hard everytime this comes up because magic is real and it’s exactly like this

Wait, what?

WwhhaaTTTT?

Every time I see this post there are even more ‘what?’ responses and I can’t help but burst out laughing.

Oh, you’re a necromancer? You must be such an edgy person. Aquamancy and hydromancy all the way.

nightmare-pegasi:

number-one-chiquita-dave:

calibrate:

number-one-chiquita-dave:

Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll

Please explain

Ok so we had to fight our way to the bottom of a castle to stop a group of cultists from summoning an Orc god to the world and we got there and the ritual was already going so I ran up to the god, who had already begun to manifest, and cast Finger of Death, which kills any target I touch if they fail a Fortitude roll. Since he was a god, he had a good constitution and would have certainly survived

Except the DM rolled a 1

and the god exploded

yamanitos:

when your shift is over but the customer keeps talking

ghostbellies:

bittersweetnsours:

schatjetoch:

scalesthegecko:

seductive-cactus:

souupernova:

smol-princely-tree:

spyroforlife:

B)

Last time I did this I got “smol tree” so who wants to give me a new URL idea to consider

NO THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SOMEONE SENT ME LEMONFUCKER AND THATS MY CURRENT INSULT FOR THE PEOPLE I LOVE

im afraid but excited. do your worst.

Fucking do it

yes pls

doo eet

Please? 8 B

dicaeopolis:

aro-ace-amethyst:

prearchaic:

mariadamsfoster:

why do people think bisexuality is confusing? it’s not. 

you know what is confusing? bi annual. does it mean every two years or twice a year? no one knows.

bi annual means twice a year! biennial means every other year! :)

Reblog to save a life

biennial means every other year

semiannual means twice a year

you wanna know what biannual means

it means you should hate the english language

boobsdabat:

R.I.P. Boobs Da Bat!

And thus Boobs Da Bat month has ended, I hope you all enjoyed it.  Sorry there were some late updates, life events have made me rather exhausted to say the least.

Regardless I hope you enjoyed these updates.  Seeya next time.