lokicolouredglasses:

trapcard:

presidentjoey:

dickbuttofficial:

mallotovcocktail:

micdotcom:

The “War on Christmas” has apparently hit Starbucks

A number of Christians are speaking out against the minimalist design of the coffee giant’s holiday-themed cups, arguing that it oppresses and denies the Christian faith. To fight back, Joshua Feuerstein is encouraging people to buy drinks and trick Starbucks into saying “Merry Christmas.” A Starbucks rep responded with a welcoming message of inclusivity.

as my Christian father eloquently stated: “there are people starving and living in war and they’re worried about red cups?”

this is so embarrassing.

i am feeling a serious amount of second hand embarrassment here

They are literally supporting starbucks by buying their coffee just to get someone to say merry christmas i’m screamin this is so stupid???

I am going to laugh so hard when several of these people “named” Merry Christmas mysteriously show up at the same Starbucks, and then get all pissy about not knowing which order is theirs.

If I worked at starbucks, I would just write “mary” on the cup.

americanpsychoamericansuiteheart:

I FOUND THIS ON FACEBOOK AND AND NEARLY FUCKING PEES MYSELF !!!!!! #SpongeBobSquarepants #spongebob #squidward #evanescence

demigirlnatasharomanofff:

Have you ever reblogged something without reading it completely then you actually finish reading it and you’re like “oh shit, OH SHIT” and scramble to delete before anyone sees

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Never ever forget that while none of the boys could take on Azula, it was Katara who utterly wrecked her shit, and not even through brute force, but by outsmarting her and luring her ass into a trap! Katara will always be the H.B.I.C. of the Avatar world!

scody:

jessamygriffin:

sombre-songbird:

hmspoofta:

Get ready for Marvel’s PAM.

Who’s Pam? Doesn’t matter. Pam will make three billion dollars.

i would pay to see this

are you fucking kidding me I WANT this movie

I want to see this cheerful lady walking through fire and being badass and sweet

and most of all I want her to save the day with the normal shit she’s toting in that bag. 

I NEED this. 

‘Let me get this straight. You’re saying our Xanderian captor is in pain from a swollen… thing, and is going to eject us from the airlock? Well why didn’t you say so? Here, hun, I think I got some Aleve in here. You just take that.’

*Alien collapses frothing*

Everyone stares at her in awe. ‘How did you know that naproxen is fatal to Xanderians?’

‘Honestly, you people never have children? I hear EVERYTHING.’

or

‘Oh dear, you need something to bridge to gap between circuits and stop the shortage? I know I got a safety pin, just wait.’

*Ship jumps to warp ahead of pursuit*

 Like, seriously, I want her to fucking MacGyver whatever is needed to resolve the plot issues, using Clorets gum, her Kindle, a Starbucks receipt (tall caramel macchiato) and a handful of change and lint.

Because we got so many ‘ordinary’ guy heroes that go on to be extraordinary, and let’s be real - in an actual Holllywood movie Pam would scarcely rate a speaking part. I want a female hero who is a hero without needing a goddamned makeover and just needed the right circumstances to shine. I am up to my goddamn neck with ordinary dude heroes. I’m sick of them. I know everything about them already.

And I want to know more about Pam.

pome-garnet:

Episodes released more advertisements on tumblr mobile we’re back in business baby

I plan on doing these every time they release more

part 1 | part 2

pome-garnet:

Tumblr’s reaction to Episodes advertisements Part 2

maybe if i make enough of these the ads will go away

Part 1 | Part 3

pome-garnet:

I realized that there are people who haven’t seen the amazing commentary within the notes of the Episodes advertisements on Tumblr Mobile so i had to change that 

Part 2 | Part 3

mariopowertennis:

mariopowertennis:

It’s too early for there to be a furry outside my window getting crushed by a giant pound cake

chibizodo:

silver-tongues-blog:

Turn around so I can get a good pic of you

GDI, you’re just trying to piss me off now.

HAH YOU FUCKED UP NOW!

how do you even play?? like i cant never find a cat >:/

Place the toys and make sure there’s food in the bowl. periodically check it to see the various cats.