Silver Tongue

breakfastburritoe:

how do you think obama feels about sharing a house with cory

I would be down for the obama kids getting into shenanigans with cory

When the bard uses intimidate

ma-at-thought:

lark-in-ink:
failedyoursavingthrow:
When they roll a 20:
When they roll a 1:

adurot:

lilmizzkrazie:
#FUCKERS DONT KNOW BOUT MY EYE KNIFE
That’s more of a chisel than a knife.

that’s not a knife, this is a knife

Spark: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Candela: Spark nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES.
Spark: FLOOR IT?
Candela: SPARK NO
Spark: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
Blanche: SPARK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
Spark: I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
Blanche: SPARK P L E A S E

Talking about their leaders

Team Valor: Candela could kick any of our asses! That's cool as hell!
Team Mystic: Blanche demands respect and acts impressively cool in tense situations, which is admirable.
Team Instinct: He's trying.

Taking a Gym

Candela: Alright, we're gonna storm the gym! Bring out the highest CP you've got!
Team Valor: You got it, boss!
Blanche: Make sure you've all got your type advantages lined up before we go in.
Team Mystic: Affirmative.
Spark: Run around the gym in circles! We can confuse them!
Team Instinct: ...

Spark: That's a great uniform, Blanche! I bet it would look even better on Candela's floor.
Blanche: ...
Candela: Are you hitting on Blanche... FOR me?

Blanche: Okay, so I estimate we have a 33% chance of-
Spark: Alright, let's do this. TEEEEAAAAM INSTINCT!
Candela: Oh my god, he just ran in there.

harmony-sandoval:

Arrested Development - S01E09 - Storming the Castle