Silver Tongue

nagisakaworu:

“what’s your favorite game?”

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@revscarecrow

marissa-is-bored:

thomas-sanders-with-vine:

Journal Entries In Movies… 📝

this is what i think every time i swear

insertdisc5:

greasertale kids

merswine:

jreeths:

grantgills:

Like I don’t know what else you people need

White men to not be the political power majority.

Where was this when all the white boys on my fb were offended that I said I was more likely to die at the hands of a white boy than anyone else

kaosblaze:

a-shattered-visage:

fan-troll:

tehawesome:

not sure why i rewrote the copy on the men’s clothing section of the uniqlo website, but i did it. the words are different now.

and here’s one that didn’t fit in the photo set:

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i almost made the mistake of scrolling past this

I was certain this was Clickhole

i thought this was a mcelroy joint

wagnetic:
“ unfollowing-since-2014:
“ victoriankeysmash:
“ thepsychedelicdoomtao:
“ mostlysignssomeportents:
“ h/t Fipi Lele
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…no.
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business in the front spiders in the back
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When people talking about “reinventing the wheel” ”
reblogging again for...

wagnetic:

unfollowing-since-2014:

victoriankeysmash:

thepsychedelicdoomtao:

mostlysignssomeportents:

h/t Fipi Lele

…no.

business in the front spiders in the back

When people talking about “reinventing the wheel”.

reblogging again for that comment

noneeyewithleftyork:

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THERE’S A GUY SCALING THE TRUMP TOWER IN NYC WITH GIANT SUCTION CUPS LIKE A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE STUNT AND IM LAUGHING

UPDATE: OKAY SO police are all over and they sent a window washer platform down from the top of the building but it was too far above him so then sent it back up and police just shattered a window slightly above him to try to get him and now he’s moving away from the hole in the window and continuing up he’s been climbing for like an hour now and they cant figure out how to get him down this is so incredible

UPDATE: LOOK AT HIM GO

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UPDATE: they just inflated a giant inflatable on 56th street a third of nyc is in gridlock bc of this guy climbing the trump tower i cannOT BELIEVE

UPDATE: he’s on the 18th floor this so surreal

UPDATE: we’re approaching hour 2 of the climb and since the last update he’s made it up at least another 3 floors

UPDATE:  SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF HIM FROM INSIDE THE TOWER

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A HERO

update: apparently his name is steve and he’s from virginia

ASCEND, STEVE

UPDATE: they just used suction cups to pull two panes of glass into the building a few floors above him

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you know what they always say. you cant fight fire with fire, but you should always fight suction cups with suction cups

UPDATE: HE’S TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THEM STILL IM CRYING WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK IS 2016????

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UPDATE: he keeps trying to move around all the police forces. theres a removed window with officers above him, another one on the right-facing wall beside that, and a scaffolding/window-washing bucket and theyre tryING TO SHOW THE NEWS BUT CLEARLY SPIDER-MAN IS MORE IMPORTANT

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UPDATE; theyve offered him a line in. he rejects it moves away from the line. we are at the two and a half hour mark. he is on floor 22. he continues to ascend. 

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UPDATE: THEY GOT HIM I REPEAT THEY GOT HIM

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THEYRE TRYING TO GET THE SUCTION CUPS OFF

THE ASCENT IS COMPLETE. 

jopokepoke:

steven do you want to fucking die
 

no, he just wants to provoke them into giving him a reason to kill them and satisfy his insatiable bloodlust

butchpilotpearl:

Also I love how Rose must’ve just…watched this fuckin baby gradually crawl all the way across the beach and onto the boardwalk. how long did that take. can you imagine, her bending down to his level patiently following him like “yes! choose your own path!” 

and she’s just watching him in complete wonderment meanwhile baby sour cream is scaling death-defying heights but Rose is just so proud like “yes, do as you like! invent yourself!”

noneeyewithleftyork:

noneeyewithleftyork:

noneeyewithleftyork:

noneeyewithleftyork:

noneeyewithleftyork:

noneeyewithleftyork:

noneeyewithleftyork:

noneeyewithleftyork:

noneeyewithleftyork:

noneeyewithleftyork:

THERE’S A GUY SCALING THE TRUMP TOWER IN NYC WITH GIANT SUCTION CUPS LIKE A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE STUNT AND IM LAUGHING

UPDATE: OKAY SO police are all over and they sent a window washer platform down from the top of the building but it was too far above him so then sent it back up and police just shattered a window slightly above him to try to get him and now he’s moving away from the hole in the window and continuing up he’s been climbing for like an hour now and they cant figure out how to get him down this is so incredible

UPDATE: LOOK AT HIM GO

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UPDATE: they just inflated a giant inflatable on 56th street a third of nyc is in gridlock bc of this guy climbing the trump tower i cannOT BELIEVE

UPDATE: he’s on the 18th floor this so surreal

UPDATE: we’re approaching hour 2 of the climb and since the last update he’s made it up at least another 3 floors

UPDATE:  SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF HIM FROM INSIDE THE TOWER

image

A HERO

update: apparently his name is steve and he’s from virginia

ASCEND, STEVE

UPDATE: they just used suction cups to pull two panes of glass into the building a few floors above him

image

you know what they always say. you cant fight fire with fire, but you should always fight suction cups with suction cups

UPDATE: HE’S TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THEM STILL IM CRYING WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK IS 2016????

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He’s causing them to destroy trump tower so I am 100% okay with this