Silver Tongue
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the amount of people responding to this post with “fake” like it was actually up for debate whether or not Harambe the Gorilla from the Cincinnati Zoo was going to appear in Pokemon Sun and Moon has me in stitches
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fuck

the amount of people responding to this post with “fake” like it was actually up for debate whether or not Harambe the Gorilla from the Cincinnati Zoo was going to appear in Pokemon Sun and Moon has me in stitches

bloodsbane:

The Beloved Children

landofscrubsandcrumbs:
“ why is no one talking about this???
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I think it’s fake but that still would have been funny

landofscrubsandcrumbs:

why is no one talking about this???

I think it’s fake but that still would have been funny

dickpuncher:

One little thing that I really liked about Beta / Earthlings was that it sort of resolved a weird situation from earlier in the show.

Waaaaay back in The Return, when Peridot was coming back to Earth with “reinforcements,” I always though it was kinda weird how all the backup she got was just one other (admittedly tough) Gem. Now, though, we know that Jasper isn’t just some Gem enforcer– she is, in Peridot’s terms, “the ultimate Quartz” and likely one of the strongest soldiers Homeworld has ever had.

So they didn’t send Peridot back with “just one” bodyguard, they sent her back with the fucking Terminator.

papayapanda:

butchpilotpearl:

butchpilotpearl:

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All the times the pink diamond appeared, in order

I’M JUST SAYING SEEMS PRETTY DELIBERATE IT’S ALL UP IN THE FOREFRONT OF THE SCREEN THAT IS ALL

The gems have pink diamond i am telling you.

LISTEN

FUCK

ok get this

scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

i still think its possible that rose quartz is pink diamond

allow me to (drunkenly) explain

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not-the-beez:

justperii:

justperii:

I’M FU CKING SHI TT INGM Y SEL F G UY S. 

IT ‘SFU C KI NG FAK E, NE VE RM I ND.

W HY CANT THIS BE REAL

dicks out everyone

magicbb8ball:

the other night I had this dream where I decided that I wanted to get a restraining order against Jared Leto just to limit my chances of ever accidentally meeting Jared Leto. but then the courts were all like have you ever met Jared Leto and I was like no and they were like you can’t get a restraining order against someone you’ve never interacted with and I was like but he creeps me the fuck out and they were like ahhh yes he creeps her the fuck out maybe we should consider this. so it became a huge deal and the news started reporting on it and other people saw it and were like hello yes Jared Leto also creeps me out can I have a restraining order. so eventually like everyone in the world got a restraining order. but the restraining orders like stacked for some reason so eventually the distance of how far he had to be from most people was so large we had no choice but to launch him into outer space to live out the rest of his life alone. the day we launched him into space was celebrated as a international holiday and I was considered a hero for sparking the revolution. the end.

But wouldn't everyone notice this random Quartz has all the powers of a diamond?
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tamascotchi-deactivated20190101:

rose quartz probably kept a lot of her powers a secret, along with 99% of the rest of her shit… her hairs so big cuz its full of secrets. 

but then steven inherited her powers, and lapis was rly shocked to find out he could heal her

everyone seemed pretty surprised when he made a bunch of sentient watermelons

things like giving life and healing gems are pretty big powers, akin to something a diamond might use to grow her army by bestowing life into the gems in kindergartens, and to remain relatively immortal by healing herself if she’s damaged

i mean, these r literally godlike powers, and a quartz soldier has no business wielding anythin of the sort on the battlefield imo

dont’ forget about the mind jumping ability. It’s entirely possible that she created a quartz soldier for the sole purpose of creating a hero to fight the diamonds and then found a way to make it permanent by shattering diamond body.