Silver Tongue
vortex-blue:
“ Ah yes the Xbox mascots. Lara Croft….Master Chief….Marcus Fenix….car…
”

vortex-blue:

Ah yes the Xbox mascots. Lara Croft….Master Chief….Marcus Fenix….car…

“When you’re in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that’s fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that’s a bee”

lumpyspacewarrior:

william-snekspeare:

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

scraps-is-busy:

Fight me

(ง'̀-‘́)ง

raccoonsiguess:

cultural-temmieist:

themightymightybosstones:

pan-pizza:

patricksuppastar:

pan-pizza:

Insecure fanboys who blame Marvel for DC movies getting shit reviews

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dumb marvelcucks don’t realize Disney is literally paying critics to bash DC movies (like Thor 2 has 66% on RT, Civil War has 90%, do those movies deserve to be in that class?

“People like things I don’t like”

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Marvelcucks

“ dumb marvelcucks don’t realize Disney is literally paying critics to bash DC movies (like Thor 2 has 66% on RT, Civil War has 90%, do those movies deserve to be in that class? “ nice, now I get my 4chan/co experience delivered right to my tumblr dashboard! now THIS is Web 2.0! 

“man fuck marvel for making good movies so the dumb ones look bad”

YOU KNOW THAT ONE PIC WHERE PATRICK IS LIKE "YOURE GONNA MISS THE PANTY RAID" THATS WHAT JASPERS MOUTH REMINDED ME OF
rubberbangin:
“ My favorite response to arins tweet
”

rubberbangin:

My favorite response to arins tweet

CN: we promise there won’t be any SU leaks

Also CN: 

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gearholder:

chefpyro:

adurot:

thedenofravenpuff:

unhinged-mod:

shoyo–hinata:

ihaveheadphones:

vainamoimoi:

tumblr is run mainly in english, but imagine 1 day u log on and its all danish. ur fav text posts? danish. that one video u like to watch? its been dubbed in danish. badly. rest in peace, the english langauge. længe leve danmark

IT BEGINS

LÆNGE LEVE REVOLUTIONEN

Puffy!!! people are saying words and I dont understand them! heeeeeelp

LÆNGE LEVEL REVOLUTIONEN! DER VIL VÆRE INGEN NÅDE!!

Puffy’s speaking in tongues! She’s been possessed by the Satan!

Persoonlijk zou mijn voorkeur bij een andere taal liggen, maar zolang het een Europese taal is vindt ik het wel goed.

¿What el fucko es happening hére?

Je peux parler français maintenant?

jasper: (angry sobbing) YOURE NOT EVEN MY rEAL DIAMOND
yellow diamond: you go to your HOLE this INSTANT!