a giant castle rises from the ground around the main government building. this is basically peta’s fault.
you ride a dragon-god into space to fight a meteor alien. this is plan b. plan a was to send the meteor alien to another dimension.
one guy tries to get rid of the oceans. one tries to get rid of dry land. What Happens Next Will Shock You.
a dude jumps straight out of the water onto an evil pirate ship, lowers the gangplank, then swims off to let a teenager deal with it.
there is a 1/3 chance that a runaway 11-year-old yakuza/mafia prince broke into a laboratory to steal an adorable plant creature.
you can buy a useless fish for several thousand yen from a shady salesman. this is actually a very good investment.
the devil, the god of death and the bringer of eternal nightmares all really really really like cake.
the space cultists would have won if dragon lucifer hadn’t showed up.
god is a goat, and if you take it to the right place, it will make you a baby god.
the most powerful trainer in the world (a 14-year-old with a pet rat) went up a frozen mountain for no apparent reason. he only comes down after you beat up his rat. this is absurdly difficult.
the effective ruler of the unova region is a magical catgirl space princess with a bunch of pet dragons.
there’s a nine foot tall guy wandering around. his height is the least interesting thing about him. and his best friend is a flower fairy.
-A man wants to kill millions so that he steal the gods of time, space, void and god himself to create a new universe -all the greatest trainers in the world get defeated by different ten year old kids. -The one guy seems like an asshole but really you’re actually the asshole.
The same reason you don’t just randomly take a coyote or a wolf out of the woods when you want a puppy
domesticated animals are NOT the same as wild animals
Seriously people, when did you last see a wild, non-domesticated black and white hood rat in the sewers? How are the wild hairless rex rats doing in your dumpsters? Those brightly sand coloured rats doing fine not getting eaten out there?
Come on people! There are a difference between wild and domesticated animals! Wolves didn’t breed themselves into wild packs of chihuahuas hunting your sheep! Domesticated pet rats are NOTHING alike the wild ones out there.
Even rat lovers know not to go into the sewers and try pet some of the local wild life!
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.